#mexico

What do you call a company that makes Mexicans? A MexiCo.

[Politics] Illegal immigrants are lucky The government is helping them escape the US ...and into mexico, where a booming ladder industry is providing plenty of jobs

What is close to stupidity? Mexico and Canada

To all future Canadian inmigrants: Mexico welcomes you!

Trump didn't lie when he said Mexico was going to pay for the wall... by securing his win, Mexico will start building to keep the Americans out of their country.

Electric Chair Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation. They get drunk and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning though none of them can remember what they did the night before. The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she has any last words. She says, ""I just graduated from Trinity Bible College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent."" They throw…

I didn't vote for Trump, but at least Now I get to find out how He's going to Build That Wall and make Mexico pay for it.

People should not move to Canada because of Trump They should go to Mexico, then at least there will be a wall between them and Trump.

If Trump gets elected, I'm moving to Mexico. Then at least there's a wall to protect me.

My sister was in love with a Mexican guy. She wanted him to marry her but he went home to Mexico... ... I guess he's the Juan that got away.

this guy was telling my friend from puerto rico trump was gonna deport him and send him back to mexico I never laughed my ass off so hard.

Back in the day... ...cars were made in Flint and you couldn't drink the water in Mexico...

Why does Donald Trump take a Xanax when he goes to Mexico? To prevent His-Panic attacks.

Four dogs Mexican, American, Polish, Russian are discussing their lives. The Mexican dog says, ""the servants used to leave meat out for me, but now I have to bark for it."" The American dog says, ""you have servants in Mexico?"" The Polish dog says, ""they feed you meat?"" The Russian dog says, ""they let you bark?""

So a police officer stopped a car at the roadblock ... and he said to the driver: ""Congratulations, you happened to be the 10,000th person to pass by this area and you win $10,000, now can you tell me what are you going to do with it?"" The driver replied: ""I am going to buy a driving license since I don't have one yet."" The woman sitting beside him quickly said: ""Officer, ignore this idiot, he was drinking too much just now."" Then the guy sitting behind them sighed: ""I told you you won't …

Smart blonde joke Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation. They get drunk and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning though none of them can remember what they did the night before. The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she has any last words. She says, ""I just graduated from Trinity Bible College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent."" They th…

Why is Texas not a part of Mexico? Because Oklahoma sucks so much

What do bears in Mexico eat? The same shit as all the other bears. What? Were you expecting a pun?

What's the most popular sports channel in Mexico? ESPNOL

A pilot was told to transfer mad people from Texas to Mexico..... he agreed and carried them in his plane. Every place was so noisy. Later one of the mad men approached the pilot and said ""please, can you teach me how to fly the aeroplane""? The pilot replied, ""I will teach you how to fly if you will tell your friends to stop making noise .""(He thought the mad man couldn't do it) The mad man went in, after some minutes, the plane was silent as if an angel had had just appeared. After some tim…

If you call someone from America American and someone from Mexico Mexican what do you call someone from Tibet? Chinese

A black guy, a Mexican guy, and a white hillbilly are the only survivors of a plane crash in the Nevada desert. As they attempt to walk back to civilization, they come across a genie lamp. The genie pops out and offers to grant them each one wish. The black guy steps forward and says ""My people have been enslaved for centuries and oppressed for all of our history. We are treated like second-class citizens and people always assume the worst of us. My wish is that all black men, women, and childr…

The only way Mexico will pay for that wall... ...is if Trump drives the US economy into the ground and Americans start crossing into Mexico looking for jobs.

This is for my people Four guys, white, black, Hispanic and Asian, are all on a plane filled with care packages. They fly over China, where the Asian guy throws over a crate filled with chopsticks and rice as he yells, ""This is for my people!"" Next, they fly over Mexico, where the Hispanic guy throws over a crate filled with tacos and salsa as he yells, ""This is for my people!"" After that, they fly over Texas, where the white guy throws over a crate filled with beer and hamburgers as he yell…

An airplane is flying along... Carrying 2 mexicans, a frenchman and a texan. An engine goes out and the pilot says they have to lose 500lbs or they're all going to die. One of the mexicans stands up, says ""Viva Mexico!"", and jumps out of the plane. Then the frenchman, ""Vive la France!"", and jumps out behind him. Next the texan stands up, grabs the remaining mexican, tosses him out the door and says ""Remember the Alamo!"".