#oklahoma

It's hard to stay mad at Kanye when you remember he once threatened to move to Oklahoma and live at his aunt's house

I just answered someones question with..... I Reckon. and now I have to move to Oklahoma.

Yee-haw Emotional extremes The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. ""Just to establish some parameters,"" said the professor to the student from Arkansas, ""What is the opposite of joy?"" ""Sadness,"" said the student. And the opposite of depression?"" he asked of the young lady from Oklahoma. ""Elation,"" said she. ""And you sir,"" he said to the young man from Texas, ""how about the opposite of woe?"" The Texan replied, ""Sir, I believe that would be …

Why is Oklahoma the bleh state? Because it's just OK

2016 has done the impossible It claimed the life of Chuck Norris. ""Carlos Ray ""Chuck"" Norris (born March 10, 1940) is an American martial artist, actor, film producer and screenwriter died this morning in his house in Oklahoma at the age of 76. He is feeling much better now and has fully recovered from this minor annoyance.""

Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister? Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

man drives his father casket back to mexico... Man puts the casket in his truck and hauls his father from oklahoma back and gets pulled over in texas. State trooper pulls him over. He asked the man for his license and registration with proof of insurance. Man pulls out his credentials and hands it to the state trooper. Trooper looks at the license. ""Sir your license is expired. And so is your insurance. What do you have in the truck?"" ""A coffin with my father in it."" Trooper says. ""He expir…

Why is Texas not a part of Mexico? Because Oklahoma sucks so much

People keep asking what I thought of my Oklahoma trip It was OK

My brother got into a car accident today. After hearing the news of my brother getting into a car accident I quickly called him. Me: ""I heard you got into a car accident today."" Bro: ""Yeah man I did."" Me: ""How do you feel? Where was it at?"" Bro: ""It was in Oklahoma and I am OK.""

An old couple gets pulled over... An old couple gets pulled over in Oklahoma. The cop says to the man driving, ""License please."" The cop looks at the id and says, ""wow, you're from Montana. I once went there and had the worst piece of ass in Montana."" The wife says ""what'd the officer say honey?"" The husband replied, ""He says he knows you.""

http://i.imgur.com/p7HBLoo.jpg Oklahoma rest stops be so nasty.

Your mother and I are getting a divorce after 45 years of marriage. An elderly man in Oklahoma calls his son in New York and says, ""I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 45 years of marriage... and that much misery is enough!"" ""Dad, what are you talking about?"" the son yells. ""We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,"" the old dad explained. ""We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your …

My brother got into a car accident today I asked where he got into the accident at and how he was doing. He said he got into the accident in Oklahoma and that he is doing OK.

What happened to the Oklahoma Territories? I don't know but they're OK now.

I went to Oklahoma recently ,It was pretty ok

Two Native Americans walk into a restaurant... The concierge asks, ""Do you have reservations?"" One of the guys replies, ""Yes; mine is in Oklahoma and his is in Arizona.""

I used to live in Oklahoma... It was OK

Anheuser Busch is using a Georgia brewery to can water for flood victims in Oklahoma and Texas They're labeling very clearly so people don't confuse it with Bud Light

What do you call a pallbearer from Oklahoma? A Karaoke

Correct Grammar A girl from Oklahoma and a girl from Wisconsin were seated side by side on a plane.The girl from Oklahoma, being friendly and all said, ""So, where yall from?"" The Wisconsin girl said, ""From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence."" The girl from Oklahoma sat quietly for a few moments and then replied, ""So, where yall from, bitch?""

What did Ohio say to Oklahoma? Oh, hi ""O"". `ifit'sbaddon'tkillme`

The Oklahoma fraternity just shut down for racism has re-opened under a different charter They now call themselves the ""Tri-Kaps""

Why is Oklahoma so windy? Because Texas sucks and Kansas blows

I told my mom I was going to run away to Oklahoma. All she said was, ""OK""