#mexico

I hope zombies will come from Mexico. After eating their way through fat Americans, they'll be like "Sorry little Canadians. We're full."

Border Security Idea: Make the door to Mexico too small for sombreros.

If Twitter was any more fun we'd have to smuggle it in from Mexico.

In Mexico, the KKK is known as the What What What.

Mexico should agree to pay for the wall then once it's built tell Trump he did a terrible job and refuse to pay up.

You might be from Mexico but I'm sure I've eaten more Mexican food than you.

He stole my heart, so I stole his last name. Is the slogan of a very famous body parts and new ID shop in Mexico.

I made it halfway to Mexico before I realized that those sirens were just coming from the song on my radio.

"I can't wait to move back to Mexico." -No Juan, ever

Border Patrol never did chase down that illegal baby food smuggler from Mexico. I heard he was so fast they nicknamed him Formula Juan.

2016: Trump elected 2018: Border wall completed 2020: Mexico takes Gold, Silver & Bronze in Pole Vault at the Summer Olympics

I just read someone's TL who starred me, forgot who I was reading, starred & RT'd a gazillion RT's on their TL, ended up in Mexico married.

Every time I text this guy, he replies with "Sorry, I'm driving." It's been a few days. I'm guessing he's probably made it to Mexico by now.

Old Navy claims their Whirly Skirt is "the most fun a girl can have for $15." They obviously haven't been on a trip with me to Mexico.

You know when your teacher is running ten minutes late and it feels like nobody is in charge? That's what Mexico feels like all the time.

Cat saves kid? Please. My cat would've pushed me into traffic, stolen my identity, & would be living it up in Mexico by now.

If we keep building giant walls at the border to Mexico it's only a matter of time before natural selection gives us giant Mexicans.

I couldn't afford a vacation in Mexico, so I watched the Spanish channel all day and ate some undercooked chicken.

Amazing how easily that guy scaled Trump Tower. Thank God u can't get suction cups in Mexico cause then wall idea would be really stupid.

There's Angie, and then there's Drunk Angie, and one of us tried to make it to Mexico on an exercise bike.

My girlfriend is in Mexico for vacation and if she has a Juan night stand while she's down there, her and I are totally done.

That holocaust joke reminded me of this one I heard about 2 Mexican dudes. 2 Mexican guys move to America from Mexico. They decide to each go their own way and try to adapt to the culture of their new home. A year later they bump into each other. Mexican guy 1: Hey man! Long time no see! How have you been adapting? I got really into NASCAR, I got this American flag tattoo, and I even started my own business! I'm living the American dream! What about you? Mexican guy 2: Go back to Mexico, spic!!

I played UNO with my cousins from Mexico last weekend. They just call it **ONE**

There was a tragedy in Mexico.. It was a two car pile up 40 people died. Got any other funny jokes guys?

Bungee Jumping Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. ""You know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in Mexico."" The second guy thinks this is a great idea, so the two pool their money and buy everything they'll need - a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc. They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square. As they are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them at…