#nascar

my favorite part of nascar is when I vomit all over my shirt and car after the race., desecrating the logos of the brands that enslave me

I think there are no black guys in NASCAR because the seats won't recline and there's no room for a gangsta lean.

I like to dump Skittles in the toilet and then flush it 'cuz it looks like a little tiny NASCAR race.

There are no winners in an arm wrestling match, only Nascar fans.

"I don't see race." -Russian guy in the back row of a NASCAR event

If NASCAR wants me to believe it's not a sport for idiots, they should stop reminding the drivers to start their engines.

Are all NASCAR fans fat with goatee's or is that just the women?

This week in Nascar it all comes down to one race... The Caucasians.

I need to go Wal-Mart but I don't wear pajamas, I'm not a NASCAR fan and I'm not fat. This is what I call a conundrum.

SiriusXM is broadcasting NASCAR because there's nothing more exciting than listening to people drive.

It's ironic that so many NASCAR fans are afraid of other races.

My favorite endangered species is the black NASCAR fan.

I would watch NASCAR if the drivers had had as much to drink as the fans.

if you go to a nascar rally carrying a clipboard and wearing a hard hat people will just let you go on the track and kiss all the good cars

I'm white. But I'm not NASCAR fan white.

No thanks, NASCAR. If I wanted to spend 8 hrs watching a car drive around in a big circle, I'd go on a road trip with my mom.

That holocaust joke reminded me of this one I heard about 2 Mexican dudes. 2 Mexican guys move to America from Mexico. They decide to each go their own way and try to adapt to the culture of their new home. A year later they bump into each other. Mexican guy 1: Hey man! Long time no see! How have you been adapting? I got really into NASCAR, I got this American flag tattoo, and I even started my own business! I'm living the American dream! What about you? Mexican guy 2: Go back to Mexico, spic!!

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

What do Nascar and a Kinko's dumpster have in common? They're both filled with white trash. -&y

I prefer F-1 over Nascar.... ...does that make me racist? -&y

I'm a bit racist. I think F1 is much better than NASCAR.

Space Bar and the Robot A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool he noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and asked, ""Sir, what will you have?"" The man thought a moment then replied? ""A martini please."" The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man had ever had. The robot then asked, ""Sir, what is your IQ?"" The man answered ""Oh, about 164."" The robot then proceeded to discuss the 'theory of relativity', in…

What does NASCAR really stand for? Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

What do you call a person that worships NASCAR? A racist!

Did you know that NASCAR fans are the easiest people to make fun of? As soon as they start chasing you down, all you have to do is turn right.