#juan

In school it be like 2+2=4. Homework: 2x8+3=19. Then the test: Juan has 4 apples, his train is 7 minutes early, calculate the suns mass. Wtf

GF: I'm leaving you because you're obsessed with Spanish puns and Despicable Me. ME: Please don't go. You're Juan in a minion.

"I can't wait to move back to Mexico." -No Juan, ever

In my defense I told him it was my cheat day and I didn't understand why he brought home cupcakes and not Juan from the gym

"We are going to Taiwan" Juan: No, please don't!

I have twin brothers named Juan and Amal. I only carry a picture of one of them because if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.

My girlfriend is in Mexico for vacation and if she has a Juan night stand while she's down there, her and I are totally done.

I just danced like no Juan was watching, but he totally was and he cut off the tequila then threw me out of his restaurant you guys.

Two guys are on their last tour of Iraq, and they get to talking and start divulging some personal information about each other. One guy is from Long Island, and his mate is from Sacramento. Spending as much time together as they did they started to become really close. One day the guy from Long Island was showing his mate some pictures of a boy that him and his wife adopted. ""We couldn't conceive because my wife had cervical cancer in her early twenties, and it took us four years but we finall…

A couple racist jokes.. Q: What do you call a Mexican vs Mexican ? A: Juan on Juan Q: What do you call a black person and an Asian person walking down the street? A: Black n Yellow ( Refer to the song ) Q: What do you call a bunch of white people falling down a cliff? A: An avalanche

A husband and wife give birth to twins... ...but realized that they simply don't have the money to support a family. They put the twins up for adoption without so much as giving them names, after deciding it was for the best. Soon, one twin is adopted by a Mexican family, and his new family names him Juan. Shortly after, the other twin is adopted by an Egyptian family. His family names him Jamal. Years pass, and one day the couple receives a picture in the mail of Juan. ""Look, honey!"", said th…

THE LONGEST JOKE I KNOW! *before starting this id just like to let everyone know that one of my music teachers told me this joke 6 years ago and hopefully everyone has a good sense of humor* So theres this man named Juan and Juan has a wife and two kids. Juan makes his family follow three rules and three rules only. No drinking, no drugs and no cursing. Juan's family was been going by these rules for a long time and his family is completely perfect. So one day Juan is out in his garden and his n…

Twin brothers were separated at birth. One twin was adopted by a family in Egypt, whose adoptive mother named Ahmal. The other was adopted by a Spanish family who called him Juan. One day, the Spanish mother wrote to the Egyptian mother, asking for pictures of her son's long lost twin brother. The Egyptian woman responded, ""But they're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal.""

There were these firefighters in Mexico that were all at the station when they receive a call. Sure enough, there's a fire at this restaurant a few blocks down. The men scramble around and try to gather everything to head to the scene. Juan calls out to Miguel, ""Don't forget Jose. We left Jose behind the last two times."" ""Alright alright,"" replies Miguel. The firefighters arrive at the scene and the restaurant is up in flames. ""Miguel, we're going to need Jose for this! Grab Jose"" ""I coul…

A women has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt, and is named Amal. The other one goes to a family in Spain, and is named Juan. Years later, Juan send a picture of himself to his biological mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, ""But honey, they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.""

The Mexican Magician There was once a famous magician in Mexico lets call him Juan, Juan wanted to move to the U.S. but didn't have the money so he tried to sneak in. While he was climbing the fence he was spotted by the border patrol, so he hid. They told him he had until the count of Three to surrender, But Juan didn't come out of hiding so the Border Patrol counted Uno..... Dos....... *poof* He disappeared without a Tres

TIFU by being Cuban and attending Fidel Castro's funeral. Now the FBI lists me as ""public enemy number Juan"".

The US asked Mexico how many illegal immigrants got into America each year... Mexico said- ""Not Juan""

Mexican Drug Cartel There was a man who went by the name of Juan, who lived in Mexico with his 14 brother and his 12 sisters. Juan was involved in some pretty shady stuff, he was a distributed of product for a local gang. One day, there was a big argument between the leader and Juan, later, Juan came home he saw that all of his brothers and sisters had been slaughtered. He vowed to avenge them. Years passed and Juan finally reached his goal of becoming and undercover cop, now all he had to do wa…

There was once man..... That was really strong. He also loved drinking punch. That was the reason he went to parties. His name? Juan. Juan Punch Man. Edit: he's Mexican

2 Mexicans got into a fight It was a Juan on Juan

Mexicans and Muslims have a lot in common now... If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.

A girl gives birth to identical twins but has to give them up for adoption....... One is adopted by a Spanish family and they call him Juan, the other gets adopted by an Indian family and they decide to call him Amahl. Years go by and one day the mother, full of regret, decides she wants to know what became of her sons so she goes to the adoption agency and asks them to help her track them down. Eventually they are able to track down Juan and arrange a meeting but they just can't find Amahl. T…

Juan the custodian (alternate ending) Juan was the custodian at a local grade school. Everyone loved Juan. He was so sweet and compassionate with the kids and did a wonderful job. One day the principal came up to Juan and said: ""You know Juan, you care about this school so much, maybe you should run for the board of education"" And Juan said: ""You know, I've never thought about that before, but why not?"" So Juan got up in front of the people in town and gave a speech: ""My name is Juan, I lov…

Trump is going to take out these mexicans... juan by juan.