Three Mexicans named Juan arrive at the border and see the sign ""**No Trespassing**"". Very disappointed, they don't know what to do. Violating the sign will mean trouble later on with law; they could be deported back to Mexico. Having spent so much time and effort, going back at this point is also not a good option. They stand there scratching their head for hours, but nothing comes. Then there was a fellow among them who was quick witted. He said: no problem, let us all form a line and go Jua

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So a guy and a girl have a set of twin boys.. and name them Juan and Jamal, but decide to put them up for adoption. 30 years later the dad decides he's going to try and locate his long lost sons just see what they look like now, so he heads down to the orphanage. He finds out that the boys were seperated as babies and they only have an address for Juans family. When he arrives the foster mother is there and shows him a picture of Juan as he is now, she then wishes him luck in his search for Jama

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Three Mexicans were in a car accident. Three Mexicans are in the hospital, one of them wakes up and asks what happened? The doctor says ""that's what we'd like to know, you were in a car accident can you remember what happened before?"" The man tries to think back ""The group and I were at the bar and were heading home..."" ""Juan was driving but he was too drunk to drive, so he said a prayer and asked Jesus to take the wheel"" Doctor: so you trusted in God to get you home safely? ""No, just Jes

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A Mexican man is found unresponsive on the roadway outside Tijuana... Local authorities call for an ambulance and he is rushed to the nearest hospital. Unfortunately, the doctors determine that he has consumed a lethal amount of drugs and there is nothing they can do to save him. He dies within a few minutes and the attending physician marks the cause of death as ""1/2"". Curious, the nurse asks him what this seemingly unrelated fraction has to do with this man's death. The doctor responds ""Jua

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