#jamal

POP RACIST MATH PROBLEM QUIZ! Jamal has $600 rims on his car. He's traveling at 45 mph. How many children does Jamal have? show your work.

Shout out to my drug dealer Jamal, he's taught me more about the metric system than any of my teachers ever did.

Two guys are on their last tour of Iraq, and they get to talking and start divulging some personal information about each other. One guy is from Long Island, and his mate is from Sacramento. Spending as much time together as they did they started to become really close. One day the guy from Long Island was showing his mate some pictures of a boy that him and his wife adopted. ""We couldn't conceive because my wife had cervical cancer in her early twenties, and it took us four years but we finall…

A black, a mexican, and a white kid are in a classroom learning about nouns. The teach asks the class to pick two nouns at random and after some debate ""liver"" and ""cheese"" are selected. The teacher informs the children that they will be making sentences with these two nouns. First she calls on little Billy, the white kid, ""Billy, can you use liver and cheese in a sentence?"" ""When my father serves liver he makes it with a side of cheese"" replies Billy. ""Very good, the teach exclaims, ho…

A husband and wife give birth to twins... ...but realized that they simply don't have the money to support a family. They put the twins up for adoption without so much as giving them names, after deciding it was for the best. Soon, one twin is adopted by a Mexican family, and his new family names him Juan. Shortly after, the other twin is adopted by an Egyptian family. His family names him Jamal. Years pass, and one day the couple receives a picture in the mail of Juan. ""Look, honey!"", said th…

I got called racist for saying 'pitch black' The umpire disqualified me and told me I struck out and that the better thing to say would be 'Jamal, I'm ready for your fastball'.

I hate how politically correct we have become as a society ... You can't even say black paint anymore. Now you have to say, ""Jamal kindly paint my house?""

Racist jokes are all the same... Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

Hispanic and black jokes are really all the same... Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

What did Jamal get for Christmas? Your Bike

Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal

Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon? He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.

As a cop, I can't play PokemonGo... So I play Pokemon blacks: Gotta catch Jamal.

Because of Politcal Correctness you can no longer say ""Black paint"". You have to say ""Jamal, will you please paint the fence?""

Mexicans and blacks are a lot alike. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.

So a guy and a girl have a set of twin boys.. and name them Juan and Jamal, but decide to put them up for adoption. 30 years later the dad decides he's going to try and locate his long lost sons just see what they look like now, so he heads down to the orphanage. He finds out that the boys were seperated as babies and they only have an address for Juans family. When he arrives the foster mother is there and shows him a picture of Juan as he is now, she then wishes him luck in his search for Jama…

This Political Correctness stuff is really getting out of hand. I can't even say ""black paint"" anymore. Now I have to say ""Jamal, please paint.""

How come jokes about Blacks and Hispanics aren't funny? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal

ISIS math problem Ahmed has 5 bags. If he gives 2 to Mohamed and 1 to Jamal. Then calculate the radius of the blast.

A woman walks into a welfare office... ...and asks to apply for welfare for her ten kids. The man at the desk takes and a form, and asks, ""What are the names of the children?"" The woman replies, ""Jamal"". ""Okay, Jamal, and...?"" ""Dey all name Jamal."" ""I'm sorry, ma'am, but how do you tell them apart?"" ""Oh, I just use dey las' names.""

A kindergarten class was playing outside during recess... When they came back in, Mrs. Samuels asked the first student Tommy, ""What did you do during recess?"" ""I played in the sandbox,"" replied Tommy. ""Great,"" said the teacher. ""If you can spell sand, you'll get a cookie."" So Tommy proceeded to spell S-A-N-D and got the cookie. Next, Mrs. Samuels asked another student, ""Sally, what did you do during recess today?"" Sally replied, ""I played in the sandbox with Tommy."" ""If you can spel…

It's politically incorrect to say 'black paint' these days... You must say, ""Jamal, would you mind painting the fence please?""

What do the Police and Pokemon have in common? They gotta catch 'Jamal

Blatant racial discrimination! Teacher asks the kids what they done at recess. *Teacher:* ""Timmy, what did you do?"" *Timmy:* ""I played with the ball"" *Teacher:* ""Very good Timmy. You come up to the board and write 'ball' "". *Teacher:* ""Sam, what did you do at recess?"" *Sam:* ""I played with Timmy, beside the tree."" *Teacher:* ""Very good, come up to the board and write 'tree' "" *Teacher:* ""Jamal, what did you do at recess?"" *Jamal:* ""I wanted to play with Sam and Timmy, but they wou…

A thousand humans are abducted... To be sold as slaves to alien buyers. An unassuming alien approaches the slave market and asks to see their stock. The merchant happily complies. ""James Walker,"" the merchant begins, ""Male Caucasian. Hard worker, father of five, very high stamina. Only 500 credits."" The buyer says no, asking for something more cost-effective. ""Very well. Herschel Stein. Male Hebrew. Circumcised. Financial genius. Only 500 credits."" The buyer thinks about it, then turns him…