#iraq

Americans: Iran and Iraq are countries, not Apple products, so say their names properly.

Met a guy from Iraq today who grew a full beard as I was meeting him.

George W. Bush isn't writing a memoir, but "an account of key decisions", such as 9/11, Iraq, and "all the other things Cheney made me do."

Iraq was the Target of wars. We went for one thing and ended up spending money on a bunch of other shit we didn't need.

If you call the suicide hotline in Iraq they ask if you know how to drive a truck.

Why did the US invade Iraq when Steven Seagal's ponytail contains 85% of the worlds natural resources?

Kuwait a minute. Yemen to tell me if Iraq up this war debt Iran the economy into Syria's trouble? Oman, can someone tell me if this Israel?

Girl are you the Iraq invasion because this was a mistake

Yes Grandma, I'm almost positive Arachnophobia is not the fear of people from Iraq

I have to write 4 pages in 3 hours, but at least I'm not deployed in Iraq.

I've been to Iraq twice and Afghanistan once. Still not as scary as my ex's number popping up on my phone this morning.

17 year-old Malia Obama playing beer pong is the most outrageous thing the child of a president has done since George W. Bush invaded Iraq

Now that Fox News is 18 can we send it to Iraq?

Duck Dynasty guy is right-- if we baptize all those ISIS guys, Iraq will be safe because Christians never start wars for bullshit reasons.

Two guys are on their last tour of Iraq, and they get to talking and start divulging some personal information about each other. One guy is from Long Island, and his mate is from Sacramento. Spending as much time together as they did they started to become really close. One day the guy from Long Island was showing his mate some pictures of a boy that him and his wife adopted. ""We couldn't conceive because my wife had cervical cancer in her early twenties, and it took us four years but we finall…

Did you know? Call of duty has been released in Iraq and Afgahnistan as ""The Sims.""

Brazilian Soldiers An aide walks into the oval office. George W. Bush is currently president, and the Iraq war is dragging out into a long and grueling occupation. The aide presents the numbers from yesterday to the President. ""Mr. President, yesterday the US coalition forces killed a confirmed 36 insurgents."" The President nodded his head patriotically. ""There were some losses on our end, however."" The aide continued. ""We lost a US hummer with four soldiers in it to an IED outside of Tekri…

I've been working as an archaeologist in Iraq for a number of years now... I've really been enjoying my time there and feel my work in the field is bringing a small amount of joy to the lives of citizens who have known great violence and terror. I was recently working in a separatist region of the country, on a dig. All of a sudden we discovered a dinosaur fossil that could possibly have enormous impact on the whole field! I was immediately incredibly excited. I ran up to two locals who were str…

An interesting letter in the Australian Shooter Magazine this week, which I quote: ""If you consider that there has been an average of 160,000 troops in the Iraq Theater of operations during the past 22 months, and a total of 2112 deaths, that gives a firearm death rate of 60 per 100,000 soldiers. The firearm death rate in Washington , DC is 80.6 per 100,000 for the same period. That means you are about 25 per cent more likely to be shot and killed in the US capital, which has some of the strict…

pinoy jokes ngayon Isolated Camp Isang U.S. Major ang na-stationed sa isolated na Kampo sa Iraq. Kinabukasan, habang may ispection, napansin ng Major ang isang camel na nakatali sa likuran ng Barracks. Nagtanong siya sa Sergeant kung bakit may alagang camel sa Kampo. SGT: Major, dito sa kampo, masyadong malayo ang bayan kaya't kung sinuman ang gustong makatikim ng ligaya, nandito naman ang camel. Major: Bawal mag alaga ng hayop dito sa Kampo pero kung para sa 'morale' ng mga Troops, it's okey wi…

I met a refugee on the train today. ""What country are you from?"", I asked. ""Iraq"", he replied. ""How did you escape?"" i ran.

A CNN reporter, a BBC reporter, and an Israeli commando are captured by ISIS in Iraq and brought to the terrorists' camp. The leader of the terrorists told them that he would grant them each one last request before they were beheaded. The CNN Reporter said, ""Well, I'm an American, so I'd like one last hamburger with French fries."" The leader nodded to an underling who left and returned with the burger & fries. The reporter ate it and said ""Now, I can die."" The BBC Reporter said, ""I'm a …

I met a refugee on the bus today. ""What country are you from?"" I asked. ""Iraq"" he said. ""How did you escape?"" I asked. IRAN

Why are Saudis so behind on current events? Because they live under Iraq.

Where did Saddam Hussein keep his CDs? In Iraq