#iraq

Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq? Because they are all Targets.

What did Little Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common? Both had Kurds in their way. If Iraq was so dangerous, how come it only took two weeks to take over? You couldn't take over Baltimore in two weeks! Chris Rock

An American, a Mexican and an Italian robbed a bank, and escaped with a haul in dollars, pesos and lira. Back at their hideout, the American distributed the money in three even shares. "1,000 dollars for me, 1,000 pesos for you, 1,000 lira for you . . . 1,000 dollars for me, 1,000 pesos for you, 1,000 lira for you . . . 1,000 dollars for me, 1,000 pesos for you, 1,000 lira for you . . ." As the counting continued, the Mexican whispered to the Italian: "I can't stand Americans, but you have to ad…

Bush senior said to his son: "I made the same mistake with your mother that you did in Iraq – I didn't pull out in time."

Shortly before the end of his term in office in 2009, George W. Bush was asked what he thought of the credit crunch. He replied: "It's my favourite candy bar." On his first-ever visit to a library, Bush asked for a book on the Iraq War. "No way," said the librarian. "You won't be able to finish it."

Once X asked Y, “What is the secret behind your happy married life?” Y said, “You should share responsibilities with due love and respect to each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems.” X asked, “Can you explain?” Y said, “In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each others decisions.” Still not convinced, X asked Y “Give me some examples” Y said, “Smaller issues like which car we should buy, how much amount to …