A woman was telling her neighbour about the supermarket that had opened recently on the outskirts of town. "It's very state of the art and designed to make shopping a natural and relaxing experience. It has an automatic water mister to keep all the fruit fresh. Just before it switches on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and smell the aroma of fresh rain. As you approach the milk aisle, you hear cows mooing and there's the scent of fresh hay. As you approach the eggs, you hear hens clucking…