#drake

Maybe Van Gogh cut his ear off because someone traveled back in time and whispered a Drake song in it.

[drake deepthroating a fully cooked sausage] I'm on my wurst behavior

Drake the type of dude who eat two gummy bears at the same time so they don't die alone.

"420 blaze it faggot" "grandma stop" "snapback" "stop trying to be hip grandma" "i have hip problems yolo swag drake"

Kanye West named his kid North. Drake Bell says he'll name his first kid Taco. I think Jessica Biel should name her kid Batmo.

Drake the type of nigga to get a wanted star in Grand Theft Auto, drive to the police station and turn himself in.

Don't Drake and drive or you'll end up at your ex's house.

Drake Bell needs to call his child Taco.

A shopping mall. Drake walks past a man dressed as Santa, who yells out, "Ho! Ho! Ho!" "Yeah," Drake sighs as he keeps walking. "She was."

Got kicked out of Bed Bath & Beyond today for drawing pictures of Drake on their blankets, so they'd be extra soft.

Drake like his women like... I like my Mustang... 47 years old.

Why does Drake hate summer? Because you start wearing less and going out more

Drake started from the bottom. Of Darwin's evolution chart.

What do you call it when Drake suicides? Jumpman, jumpman, jumpman, jumpman

What does a Drake fan with AIDS get tattooed on his back? If you're reading this it's too late.

I asked my wife what she wanted for dinner. Wife - ""I don't know."" Me, throwing out something completely random - ""How about roast canard."" (french for duck) Wife - ""What's a canard?"" Me - ""Same as a mallard."" (type of duck) Wife - ""What's a mallard?"" Me - ""Same as a drake."" (male duck) Wife - ""So, roast canard is a really bad dancer?"" I wish I had come up with that punch line. Also, I learned all of these things watching Darkwing Duck as a child.

If Drake owned a breakfast cereal franchise, what would it be called? OV O's!

Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park? He would never leave his woes behind.

Like all great artists, Drake will reach a tipping point in his career And follow Snoop Lion's footsteps and reincarnate himself as Dragon.

What did Drake Bell say to Batman? Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

Did you hear about the new Drake Beats Headphones? The softest headphones out there.

Chris Rock and Drake Bell should make a Christmas special together, about making a song for a product... ...and call it ""Jingle Bell Rock.""

What did Drake say when he got out of the elevator?

Drake jokes I'll start: Drake the type of dude to stare at the biggest dude in jail directly in the eyes then SLAM the soap on the bathroom floor.

Lil Wayne, Chris Brown, and Pitbull walk into a bar. Drake ducks.