I make my children listen to people like Pink Floyd and Bob Marley so they learn the difference between Chris Brown and music.#Bob Marley#Chris Brown#Pink Floyd0🔗 SharePermalink →
Look out, ladies! Chris Brown is officially single! (Seriously. Look out. The guy's like a violent criminal).#Chris Brown#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
THEY SAY CHRIS BROWN GOT WORST TATTOO EVER! NO AGREE! DRUNK HULK THINK TATTOO GOT WORST PERSON EVER!#Chris Brown#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Surprised to hear five people were shot at a Chris Brown show, most notably because why were there that many people at a Chris Brown show?#Chris Brown0🔗 SharePermalink →
I nominate Chris Brown to dump a bucket of boiling hot water on himself & to raise awareness for domestic violence.#Chris Brown#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
After reading about Rihanna's thug life tattoo, I think we all owe Chris Brown an apology.#Rihannas#Chris Brown#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
The weirder Rihanna's tattoos get the less I blame Chris Brown.#Rihannas#Chris Brown#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Rihanna's restraining order against Chris Brown says he cannot "harass or annoy" her. I want one of those against everyone ever.#Rihannas#Chris Brown0🔗 SharePermalink →
PLEASE LEAVE CHRIS BROWN ALONE, in the woods, surrounded by a pack of wolves.#Chris Brown#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Chris Brown said he's done making music. That's funny. I didn't even know he started.#Chris Brown#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
What do you say if Chris Brown is your blackjack dealer and you need another card?#Chris Brown#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
That awkward moment when Chris Brown sees a hot chick and says "I'd hit that."#Chris Brown#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Chris Brown is Selling his pitbulls. he doesn't want to live with something that can fight back.#Chris Brown#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
It's Women's History Month.. I wonder if Chris Brown is going to hit on the subject.#Chris Brown#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Someone asked me who do I prefer ""Chris Brown or Rihanna?"" Chris Brown beats Rihanna every time.#Chris Brown#Rihanna Chris Brown#Rihanna#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
So in this upcoming boxing match, Soulja Boy is being trained by Floyd Mayweather Where as Chris Brown is just getting another girlfriend to train on#Floyd Mayweather Where#Chris Brown#Dating0🔗 SharePermalink →
If Rihanna and Chris Brown got back together and made music again... they would make all the hits#Rihanna#Chris Brown#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
With all this beef going around about Chris Brown and Soulja boy fighting, one things clear This isn't going to be the first time Chris Brown hits a bitch#Chris Brown0🔗 SharePermalink →
Chris Brown dressed as Deadpool for Halloween and won a costume contest. The runner up was a girl dressed like Rihanna, but he beat her.#Chris Brown#Rihanna#Holiday0🔗 SharePermalink →
The reason Rhianna stopped working with Chris Brown was because he had awful rhythm... He put too many beats in a measure#Chris Brown0🔗 SharePermalink →
I heard Chris Brown was starting a new radio station... It will be nothing but hit after hit.#Chris Brown#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
What kind of headphones did Chris Brown get Rihanna for her birthday? Beats#Chris Brown#Rihanna#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
So i'm sitting down at a fight and chris brown is sitting next to me He points at Rihana and says "" I'm hitting that""#Chris Brown#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Rihanna just started dating Chris Brown He struck her as a violent person#Rihanna#Chris Brown#Dating#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
What's black and white and red all over? A penguin dating Chris Brown.#Chris Brown#Animals#Dating#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →