#bob-marley

I make my children listen to people like Pink Floyd and Bob Marley so they learn the difference between Chris Brown and music.

My kids saw a painting of Jesus & both thought it was Bob Marley. Clearly, I'm going to hell. My kids don't know what Bob Marley looks like

Just wondering why Bob Marley denied shooting the deputy but thought admitting he shot the sheriff would be a-okay.

Happy birthday Bob Marley. Shirts with your face on it are now sold at Walmart.

I'm just like Bob Marley but not black or Jamaican or talented or dead but my hair gets tangly .

You're about as unique as a Bob Marley poster.

Snoop Dogg changed his name to Snoop Lion and says he's Bob Marley reincarnated, proving you can actually overdose on marijuana.

Stop putting famous names at the end of random quotes. - bob marley

My wife has just left me, taking my satellite dish and Bob Marley collection. No woman, no Sky.

So, they recently discovered a recording of Michael Jackson covering Bob Marley It was titled ""One Glove""

What kind of donuts did Bob Marley prefer? The ones with Jam in

Bob Marley in Saudi Arabia I Shot The Sharif

Me and my girlfriend were on a cruise, listening to Bob Marley. She said he was Upboat.

What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge? ""No, Woman, no pie.""

How is Microsoft like Bob Marley? I do updates before I do updates. And then I do updates.

How does Bob Marley like his sandwiches? Wi' jam in

If Bob Marley is from Jamaica, then why does he have a song about being German and how he wants to be German with you?

How did Bob Marley like his doughnuts Wi' jamin.

No mushrooms, no chives. Bob Marley ordering a pizza.

Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley, Elizabeth Taylor, Bob Marley, Marilyn Monroe, ""Venison's dear isn't it?"", John Lennon, Albert Einstein, Bruce Lee, Steve McQueen, James Dean Pun intended

How does Bob Marley like his donuts? After a couple of spliffs.

What I really hate... Bob Marley and his friend were playing tennis and Bob Marley won the first set. It was One-Love. But what I really hate is when people go right to the end to read the punchline before reading the rest of the joke first.

A bunch of Italians formed a Bob Marley tribute band. They're called the Reggae-Tony's

How does Bob Marley like his doughnut? w' jammin it

I call my printer Bob Marley. Because it's always Jammin'.