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A Michael Jackson knock-knock joke I would only perform this joke if A) You've seen the South Park episode with MJ and B) You don't mind hitting a high note in front of a crowd. This isn't your typical joke because the punchline relies on the delivery of the person you are telling the joke to. If done right, it's hilarious--just have faith in me, I've tried it plenty of times. ========= First say ""Hey, I've got a Michael Jackson joke for you."" (it will help them get the ""punchline"" because o

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Kids first day at school! It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, ""Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?"" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up:?'Patrick Henry, 1775'he said. 'Very good! Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?'' Again, no res

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