#michael-jackson

I loved Prince, and in my opinion, Michael Jackson was pale in comparison.

Michael Jackson breaks into WALMART. He only steals lotion. Turning to the security camera he whispers "smooth criminal" and moonwalks away

Can't believe it's been four years since we all pretended Michael Jackson never touched a child.

We should've cremated Michael Jackson in case of the zombie apocalypse or else people will think they're part of a Thriller flash mob

Michael Jackson would be 54 today if he hadn't hired such a gifted nap specialist.

Remember when Michael Jackson hung his baby off that balcony as a goof? He's dead now.

According to my mom, Michael Jackson died again. #RIPPrince

The fact Michael Jackson had to ask Annie if she was OK nearly 100 times in four minutes makes me think she probably wasn't OK.

I liked Nicki Minaj a lot better when she was Michael Jackson.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is dead.

First Michael Jackson, and now Neil Armstrong.... The world is running out of moonwalkers

Apparently Rihanna and Christ Brown are releasing a song together. Given the recent passing of Michael Jackson, I think a cover of ""Beat It"" was an insensitive choice.

What's the difference between Santa Claus & Michael Jackson? one comes when children dream & the other dreams of children coming*.

Who was Michael Jackson? [FIXED] Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: He's both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: He's both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: He's both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?

After everything I put, say to yourself 'So did Michael Jackson' I went to the beach on a sunny day. I saw an ice cream stall. I bought an ice cream. It melted.

A Michael Jackson knock-knock joke I would only perform this joke if A) You've seen the South Park episode with MJ and B) You don't mind hitting a high note in front of a crowd. This isn't your typical joke because the punchline relies on the delivery of the person you are telling the joke to. If done right, it's hilarious--just have faith in me, I've tried it plenty of times. ========= First say ""Hey, I've got a Michael Jackson joke for you."" (it will help them get the ""punchline"" because o…

Michael Jackson, Ted Kennedy, and Osama bin Laden walk into a bar... you fill in the punch line.

Reddit, may a I please have a Elizabeth Taylor / Michael Jackson joke? I don't know how, but it must happen! Edit: I actually want a joke that includes Liz *and* the Pop King. My use of ' / ' may have been misleading. Thank you.

Hey, Reddit. Time for Michael Jackson / Liz Taylor jokes! Go! Please. I can't think of one and I can just sense that this topic is ripe.

What's your best Michael Jackson is dead joke?

I hope you're all getting your Walter Cronkite jokes in order. He's next. Here's mine. Ed McMahon, David Carradine, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, Billy Mays, and Walter Cronkite walk into a bar. And die. Your turn.

Michael Jackson to be recycled

So, they recently discovered a recording of Michael Jackson covering Bob Marley It was titled ""One Glove""

What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common? Little boys pants half off.

Kids first day at school! It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, ""Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?"" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up:?'Patrick Henry, 1775'he said. 'Very good! Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?'' Again, no res…