#michael-jackson

Don't know what touched me more as a child... Michael Jackson's music or Michael Jackson.

What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson? Harambe got punished for touching little kids.

What do Michael Jackson and an oyster have in common? Both come on little white crackers.

I'm going to compete in a marathon dressed as Michael Jackson. I'm not sure which race yet.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked ON the moon

Apparently Michael Jackson was also a gifted baseball player. He was big in the minors.

Why does Michael Jackson shop at k-mart. Because little boys pants are half-off.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic grocery bag? One is made of plastic and dangerous for children to play with...

Michael Jackson is the epitome of the American Dream Only in America could a poor

What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson? One of them got shot for touching a kid.

What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common? They both have little boys' jeans half off.

How did Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalogue.

Since we're doing jokes we made up as kids here's mine: What did the World Chess Champion ask Michael Jackson?

What does Michael Jackson have in common with a second place racehorse? They both came in a little behind.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong *walked on the moon* but Michael Jackson was a *pedophile.*

Reddit, may a I please have a Elizabeth Taylor / Michael Jackson joke?","I don't know how but it must happen! Edit: I actually want a joke that includes Liz the Pop King. My use of ' / ' may have been misleading. Thank you.

Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years? Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years? Michael Jackson

What is the difference between michael jackson and a grocery bag?,"One is white, plastic and dangerous for your kids to play with and the other holds your groceries

What did Michael Jackson ask his father's mother when she slipped and fell to the ground?,"Granny are you okay,I said granny are you okay are you okay granny?!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Andrew Jackson?,"One goes from black to white the other goes from white to black.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox?,"They're both made of plastic and little kids turn them on.

What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come in little white crackers

What is the difference between michael jackson and pimples? Pimples wait until you're thirteen before they come all over your face.

Why did Michael Jackson love Beethoven's 3rd symphony? It was done in A minor.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag? One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.