Who was Michael Jackson? Son: Dad, is God man or a woman? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God black or white? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God good or bad? Dad: His both, son. Son: Dad, is God - Michael Jackson?#Michael Jackson#God Michael Jackson#Parents#Q&A0🔗 SharePermalink →
Why did God kick Joe Paterno out of Heaven? ....because he picked Michael Jackson as his new assistant coach.#Joe Paterno#Michael Jackson#Religion#Q&A0🔗 SharePermalink →
What did Michael Jackson say at the bank? "Make that change"#Michael Jackson#Money#Q&A0🔗 SharePermalink →
What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common? They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.#Whitney Houston#Michael Jackson#Q&A0🔗 SharePermalink →
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.#Michael Jackson#Santa Claus#Kids#Santa+1 more0🔗 SharePermalink →
Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years? Michael Jackson#Michael Jackson#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
What do michael jackson and Mcdonald's have in common? they both put thirty year old meat in five year old buns#Michael Jackson#Mcdonalds#Q&A0🔗 SharePermalink →
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper? One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.#Michael Jackson#Q&A0🔗 SharePermalink →
What's white, plastic, and not suitable for ages 5 and under? Michael Jackson#Michael Jackson#Q&A0🔗 SharePermalink →
What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common? They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.#Michael Jackson#Kids#Q&A0🔗 SharePermalink →
What's the first thing Michael Jackson did when he walked into a Chuck 'E' Cheese? Beat it.#Michael Jackson#Chuck E Cheese#Q&A0🔗 SharePermalink →
How did Michael Jackson get food poisoning? He ate a 10 year old wiener.#Michael Jackson#Food#Q&A0🔗 SharePermalink →
What is the difference between michael jackson and a grocery bag? One is white, plastic, and dangerous for your kids to play with and the other holds your groceries#Michael Jackson#Q&A0🔗 SharePermalink →
What do Michael Jackson and Jimmy Savile have in common? they touched some many lives#Michael Jackson#Jimmy Savile#Q&A0🔗 SharePermalink →
What college did Michael Jackson go to? Bringham Young#Michael Jackson#Bringham#School#Q&A0🔗 SharePermalink →
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he's dead.#Michael Jackson#Dark Humor#Q&A0🔗 SharePermalink →
Do you know how Michael Jackson really died? He ate a 3 year old wiener.#Michael Jackson#Q&A0🔗 SharePermalink →
Why does Michael Jackson like 26 year Olds? Because there are twenty of them.#Michael Jackson#Q&A0🔗 SharePermalink →
Why can hipsters listen to Michael Jackson again? He's been underground for five years now.#Michael Jackson#Q&A0🔗 SharePermalink →
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Gary Glitter? 10 "number 1's" and a not guilty verdict#Michael Jackson#Gary Glitter#Lawyer#Q&A0🔗 SharePermalink →
What did Michael Jackson almost name his daughter? Nata-LEE-HEE!#Michael Jackson#Lee#Q&A0🔗 SharePermalink →
Why did they have to put Michael Jackson down? Because he couldn't race anymore!#Michael Jackson#Q&A0🔗 SharePermalink →
What does Michael Jackson and Santa Clause have in common? They both like to come down your shoot.#Michael Jackson#Santa#Q&A0🔗 SharePermalink →
Where did Michael Jackson go to college? BringemYoung University#Michael Jackson#Bringemyoung University#School#Q&A0🔗 SharePermalink →