How are Michael Jackson and Starfish Tuna similar? They both come in little cans.

Since we're doing jokes we made up as kids, here's mine: What did the World Chess Champion ask Michael Jackson? Do you want to be black, or white?

What do you call a bear with martial arts skills? Grizz Lee. ^I'll ^see ^myself ^out.

Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school? Because he’s dead