#whitney-houston

My house is so trashed that Whitney Houston just dropped by in her 1988 Ford Escort & gave me a high five & then she asked me for ten bucks.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston? [Oc] The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

A Valentines Poem Roses are red Violets are blue Whitney Houston is dead and iiiiiiieeeeiiiii will always love yoooouooooou

Houston, we have a problem Whitney Houston Jokes Whitney Houston to star in her new film. The Bodybag. One more.., If she wasn't before, Whitney Houston is definitely 100% soul now.

President of Columbia has announced that the country is going into severe economic depression... ...since the deaths of Amy Winehouse and Whitney Houston.

Whitney Houston May Not Have Had The Last Word! But I know She Had The Last Line!!

You know what is ironic about Whitney Houston dying in her bath tub? She was taking swimming lessons at that time

Why is Whitney Houston good at video games? One of her strong suits is HAAND EEEEEEEYYYEEEE coordination.

Whitney Houston I panicked right after I heard that Whitney Houston found dead in her tub while she was so high and stoned. I immediately went to my mum for help, and she told me that *Relax, we dont have a tub.*

After the death of Bobbi Kristina Brown in similar circumstances to her mother Whitney Houston... The family have released an online video to commemorate their lives. ""Two Girls, One Tub"" was probably not the best idea for a title.

Why can't Whitney Houston be a pharmacist? She over doses

Everybody Knows. No one should have been upset when Whitney Houston died in her bathtub. Everybody knows black people can't swim.

I'd like to tell a Whitney Houston joke... ... but then I realized that It's Not right, But It's Okay

Topical Jokes! The White House was briefly evacuated Saturday when smoke was coming out of a utility closet instead of up politicians' asses. A woman was kicked from an American Airlines flight for singing Whitney Houston songs non-stop. She blamed her Diabetes Type TwoooOOOooOooo. Nine PA students were almost banned from prom for not getting chicken pox vaccines. Fortunately, those red itchy bumps weren't chicken pox. Moms are hiring disabled guides to cut lines at Disneyworld, so if you're dis…

Topical Joes (5/13) Alright guys, here we are to recap the day's jokes. Let's get started. First off in the news, it looks like the TSA arrested a woman for singing Whitney Houston on an airplane - but you should've seen what the TSA did when they caught those ridiculous musical militants of the Elton Jihad. (Chuckle in back. Burp) As a refresher, Taco Bell did announce it yesterday was going to make a new waffle taco. However, the Taco Bell CEO advises you eat the waffle taco for breakfast so y…

Congratulations on your accomplishments! Whitney Houston, on being year sober!

Who are your favorite underground artists?? Mine are Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston

IDK why everyone is sad about Whitney Houston dying; you didn't know her personally. You only knew her musically & musically she died in '93

How is Whitney Houston best coordinated? HAAAAAAAAAAAAND-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Whitney Houston is 3 Years sober! Wow! Never thought it would happen

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Houston, TX?","Houston TX will once again reach 98 degrees.

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Amy Winehouse? About 204 days.

What's the difference between Ozzy Osborne and Whitney Houston? One plays hard rock, the other is rock hard.

What do Whitney Houston and Antarctica have in common? 100% chance of snow

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Houston, TX? Houston, TX will once again reach 98 degrees.