Topical Jokes! The White House was briefly evacuated Saturday when smoke was coming out of a utility closet instead of up politicians' asses. A woman was kicked from an American Airlines flight for singing Whitney Houston songs non-stop. She blamed her Diabetes Type TwoooOOOooOooo. Nine PA students were almost banned from prom for not getting chicken pox vaccines. Fortunately, those red itchy bumps weren't chicken pox. Moms are hiring disabled guides to cut lines at Disneyworld, so if you're dis…