#antarctica

Penguin in Texas A penguin decided he wanted to take a road trip. He had never really been out of Antarctica and really wanted to check out the States, so he flew to Miami and rented a car with the intent of driving to San Diego before flying home. Well, everything is going swimmingly until, somewhere in the middle of Texas when the low oil pressure' light comes on. ""That's not good"" says the penguin. he pulls off the highway and as luck would have it, finds a small town with a service station…

Building in Antarctica is difficult! No matter what I tried I couldn't get my house to stay together. I tried concrete, brick and mortar, even duct tape! I finally found something that worked though, it was quite simple, igloo'd it together.

Where do dead penguins go? [long] Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica where do they go? Wonder no more!! It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life. If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and s…

What pokemon would you catch in Antarctica? Freezing.

What do you call a hippo in Antarctica?! LOST!! (I'll show myself out now)

Where do they go? Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica ? Wonder no more! It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life. If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to di…

Why did ISIS invade Antarctica? They saw a documentary about penguins and thought the continent was full of devout Islamic women.

Three men run into a yeti... Three men get stranded in Antarctica. While searching for a place to camp out, they run into a yeti. The yeti says ""Each of you bring me a fruit or I'll kill you."" The first man comes back with strawberries and the yeti says ""Shove them up your ass."" He does so and begins crying. The second man comes back with oranges and the yeti says ""Shove them up your ass."" He does so and begins crying. While the two men are crying, they slowly transition into laughing and …

What is the drunkest animal in Antarctica? A Pengwine. That's a /u/amanescape original. I can show myself out.

An unbelievably scientific discovery! Wonders never cease! Penguins Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica - where do they go ? Wonder no more ! ! ! It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintaining a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life. If a penguin is found dead on the i…

I want to visit Antarctica some day... It's such a chilled out place and the people there are really cool.

What does a terrorist in Antarctica say? Allahu Akburrrrrr

There was a robbery in Antarctica, but it was stopped. There was even a party to celebrate Justice was served

How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm? They always have several lairs.

I'm so sorry What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica? Ice-is I'll show myself out.

Q:What is the population of Antarctica A: All white.

The Mechanic who worked in Antarctica. A penguin is driving along one day and his car starts making this really strange sound. So, he pulls into the first gas station he sees, jumps out of his car, runs up to the mechanic and says: "I need for someone to look at my car! There's something wrong with it!" 1 The mechanic looks at him and says "Well I can do that but you'll have to wait about 20 minutes or so." The penguin looks across the street and notices an ice cream shop! So he says "OK I'll …

What do you call kids in Antarctica? Chilldren.

Why do terrorists in Antarctica love being interrogated? Snow boarding is fun as hell.

The Mechanic who worked in Antarctica. A penguin is driving along one day and his car starts making this really strange sound. So

What do Whitney Houston and Antarctica have in common? 100% chance of snow

What do you call an emotionally unstable animal who lives in alaska and vacations in antarctica? A BIPOLAR BEAR

Q:How do you tell the time in Antarctica? A:I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

Why are there no bears in Antarctica? Bearren.

Why is Antarctica controversial? It's a polarizing topic.