#san-diego

Has anyone even thought to look in San Diego for Carmen Sandiego? Think about it, it's a little *too* obvious. Which means it's perfect.

So, #Dorners ID was found in San Diego a week ago and then unmelted in the burned down cabin? sounds legit.

Carmen Sandiego is probably in San Diego

Penguin visits the desert. A penguin living on the southernmost tip of South America decides he's been freezing his ass off for far too long. He decides to rent a car and take a road trip up the West coast to warmer destinations. Eventually he winds up in San Diego, where he sees a sign for Las Vegas and decides he'd like to find out what all the fuss is about. So he's driving his rental across the desert, when smoke starts to pour out of the hood. Cursing, he looks over to realize that he's rig…

Penguin in Texas A penguin decided he wanted to take a road trip. He had never really been out of Antarctica and really wanted to check out the States, so he flew to Miami and rented a car with the intent of driving to San Diego before flying home. Well, everything is going swimmingly until, somewhere in the middle of Texas when the low oil pressure' light comes on. ""That's not good"" says the penguin. he pulls off the highway and as luck would have it, finds a small town with a service station…

San Diego Comic Con and Dragoncon are going to pull their resources and merge into one event. But it was called off because no one was happy with the con fusion.

How did San Diego get its name? Someone dropped their waffle on the beach.

I've got the heart of a lion. And a lifetime ban from the San Diego zoo.

Where in the world was Carmen, San Diego. San Diego, you idiot.

Peyton Manning suffered an embarrassing day on the football field on Sunday... ... with the worst performance of his Hall of Fame career. His arm is no longer there. Not since the O.J. Simpson car chase up the San Diego Freeway has America been so disappointed in a slow white Bronco.

What US city has the dirtiest frozen waffles? San Diego

My grandpa has the heart of a lion. And a lifetime ban at the San Diego zoo.

What US city has the dirtiest waffles? San Diego

i asked ""where"" I work in a hospital. I once asked a confused patient if she had pain. She said yes. I said ""Where?"" She said, ""San Diego.""

My Grandpa has the heart of a Lion... And a lifetime ban from the San Diego zoo

Stupid people fearing WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her inlaws, and while there, she went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open,…

A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, ""Mom why have I got these huge three-toed feet?"" The mother replies, ""Well son, when we trek across the desert your toes will help you to stay on top of the soft sand"". ""OK"" said the son. A few minutes later the son asks, ""Mom, why have I got these great long eyelashes?"" ""They are there to keep the sand out of your eyes on the trips through the desert"", ""Thanks Mom"" replies the son. After a short while, the son ret…

Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego.

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

Life as a Camel A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, ""Mom, why have I got these huge three toed feet?"" The mother replies, ""Well son, when we trek across the desert your toes will help you to stay on top of the soft sand."" ""OK,"" said the son. A few minutes later the son asks, ""Mom, why have I got these great long eyelashes?"" ""They are there to keep the sand out of your eyes on the trips through the desert."" ""Thanks Mom,"" replies the son. After a short…

A mother and a baby camel were talking one day when the baby camel asked, ""Mom, why do we have these huge three-toed feet?"" The mother replied, ""Well son, when we trek across the desert, our toes will help us stay on top of the soft sand."" Two minutes later the young camel asked, ""Mom, why do we have these long eyelashes?"" They are there to keep the sand out of our eyes on the trips through the desert,"" the mother said. ""Mom, why have we got these great big humps on our back?"" ""They ar…

WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her inlaws, and while there, she went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very s…

Update on Robert from the Paid a Homeless Lady in Nashville $1 for 2 Jokes Thread: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1rwb5t/i_paid_a_homeless_lady_in_nashville_1_for_two/ 2nd and 4th posts. I received information today that Robert passed away in San Diego in August. This is the only information I will post. Mods, if you don't mind letting this one camp a few days as a lot of people asked for updates.

I was standing in line at the supermarket checkout last week. I turned around and saw a beautiful young woman who looked a little familiar. I told her that I thought I knew her, to which she replied, "Well you should remember me. You`re the father of one of my kids." I had to stop and think, and then it hit me. "New Years Eve - 2008. That rooftop party in San Diego! Wow! We got so high together, didn`t we? That was some night, huh? I guess I should have stayed in touch." She looked at…

What do you call a waffle you drop in the desert? San Diego ^^San-dee-eygo ^^^^sandee-eygo ^^^^^sandy-eggo ^^^^^i'll ^^^^let^^^^myself^^^^out