#west-coast

Penguin visits the desert. A penguin living on the southernmost tip of South America decides he's been freezing his ass off for far too long. He decides to rent a car and take a road trip up the West coast to warmer destinations. Eventually he winds up in San Diego, where he sees a sign for Las Vegas and decides he'd like to find out what all the fuss is about. So he's driving his rental across the desert, when smoke starts to pour out of the hood. Cursing, he looks over to realize that he's rig…

West Coast problems If you meet a vegan, and they do crossfit, which do they talk about first?

The West Coast is so last year

The bodies are in there An old man sends an e-mail to his son. ""Son, I know you're all the way in the West Coast studying, but I really need someone to help me dig out the yard to plant my potatoes, won't you come over? Love, Dad"" The son, after reading the letter, replies: ""Dad, about that yard... DON'T TOUCH IT. The bodies are in there"" A couple of hours later, SWAT knocks on the door of the Dad who is too scared to ask why they are digging out his yard. When they're done, they apologize a…

I was travelling on the West Coast when I saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that said: "I miss Detroit" ...so I broke a window, stole the radio, and left a note that said, "Hope this helps."

I was travelling on the West Coast when I saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that said: ""I miss Detroit"" ...so I broke a window