#san-diego

A man finds a magic lamp... He rubs it and a genie comes out and say "hello! You have found my lamp and I shall grant you one wish. Perhaps the one thing you want most in life." The man thinks and responds "well, I've really wanted to go to Hawaii so I want you to build a bridge from San Diego to Hawaii." The genie responds "that's impossible! Think about the logistics! How would the supports reach the bottom on the ocean? Who would maintain it? No, ask for something else." So the man thinks ag…

Where are you when you're eating an Eggo on the beach and you drop it in the sand? San Diego (thought of this myself, it's better spoken)

A blond is driving down a California highway and sees a semi pulled over on the side of the road broken down. She asks the driver "do you need a ride." The semi driver says "no I'll fix the truck but I have 2 chimps that need to get to the San Diego zoo, I'll give you $100 if you take them there." "Sure" says the lady. He helps her get them strapped in and she was on her way. A few hours later the semi driver got into San Diego and sees this woman walking down the street with the chimps. He pul…

There used to be a mechanic shop in San Diego called “Car Men” Now we don’t know where in the world it is

TIL there's a city named after a waffle dropped on the beach San Diego

What do you call a waffle that you dropped on the beach? San Diego

I have the heart of a lion And a lifetime ban from the San Diego zoo

A blond is driving down a California highway and sees a semi pulled over on the side of the road broken down. She asks the driver ""do you need a ride."" The semi driver says ""no I'll fix the truck but I have 2 chimps that need to get to the San Diego zoo I'll give you $100 if you take them there.""

Where are you when you're eating an Eggo on the beach and you drop it in the sand? San Diego

My dad has the heart of a lion And a life time ban from the San Diego Zoo.

What does an optimist call the World Trade Center? San Diego.

Do you think, when they were looking for that Carmen girl, that they ever checked San Diego? Just a thought.

Where'd I drop my waffle? At the beach in San Diego.

What do you get when you drop your frozen waffle at the beach? A San Diego

Where's the best place to have a waffle on the beach? San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)

Where do you eat toaster waffles on the beach? San Diego!!

One summer day, Mark and Tony decide to try bungee-jumping. After a full day of bungee-fun, Mark says, "You know, Tony, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in Mexico." "You're right," Tony says. So Mark and Tony pool their money and buy everything they'll need - a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc. They drive from San Diego to Mexico and set up their equipment on the edge of a cliff. While they construct the tower, a crowd assembles at the bottom of the cliff…

A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, "Mom why have I got these huge three toed feet?" The mother replies, "Well son, when we trek across the desert your toes will help you to stay on top of the soft sand". "OK" said the son. A few minutes later the son asks, "Mom, why have I got these great long eyelashes?" "They are there to keep the sand out of your eyes on the trips through the desert", "Thanks Mom" replies the son. After a short while, the son returns and ask…