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A newly arrived Islamic State jihadist is charged with enforcing curfew in Mosul. The guard's lounging in the shade when a stranger comes up to him and greets him with a ""Salam alaikum."" Instead of responding in the usual ""Wa'alaikum salam,"" the guard grabs the stranger by the collar and drags him to the public execution square. The executioner is already forcing the stranger onto his knees before he thinks to ask, ""What's this guy in for?"" The guard replies, ""Curfew violation."" ""But it

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An American soldier is deployed to Iraq... An American soldier is deployed to Iraq around 2005. One of the first things he noticed upon arrival was that women walked about 10 paces behind their husbands. He had never seen this before and asked his commanding officer why they did that. ""Iraq isn't as advanced as the US and women don't have equal rights here, they must walk behind their men as a display of subservience."" replied his CO. Ten years passed and the soldier was once again deployed to

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