#michael-jackson

What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now? Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.

What do you call Bruno Mars? Michael Jackson the third.

What's the similarities between Michael Jackson and the colour changing dress? They both started out black and blue then became white and golden

Why did Michael Jackson invent the Moonwalk? It was a great way to get out of kids' bedrooms unheard.

Why wasn't Michael Jackson healthy? Artificial colouring.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with the Karate Kid? Jacks on Jacks off

You know Michael Jackson had a pro baseball contract? Unfortunately he never made it out of the minors and into the bigs.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he's dead.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and pimples? Pimples will wait till you're 14 to come on you're face.

What's the worst thing about Michael Jackson teaching your kindergarten class? The smell. The man's been dead for 6 years.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies? Disney movies can still touch children.

What's black and comes in little white cans? My favorite Michael Jackson joke.

What service did Michael Jackson use to do his taxes? Pay-To-File

What do Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common? They both put their meat in 9 year old buns.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies ? Disney Movies still touch kids

How did Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalogue. ba dum tss

What did Michael Jackson ask his father's mother when she slipped and fell to the ground? Granny are you okay,I said granny are you okay,are you okay granny?!

What does Michael Jackson do when he gets kids to the top of the Empire State building? Tosses them off.

Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race? Because he always came in a lil behind.

What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour? Everything's gonna be all white.

Why is Michael Jackson not able to back into a parking space? Because he is dead.

What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach? "Get out of my son!"

RIP Prince. But are there any updates from Michael Jackson? He sure is taking a long while preparing for his new Thriller video. What gives?

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Andrew Jackson? One goes from black to white, the other goes from white to black.

Did you here that Michael Jackson died of food poisening? Apparently he ate an 11 year old weiner.