#beethovens

Trouble brewing at Symphony Hall. It's the bottom of Beethoven's 9th, and the bassists are loaded.

An illustrious Count, Wictor Oblodowsky, agrees to conduct Beethoven's 9th Symphony in a Baltimore gym. He's hesitant at first. He'd only been to America once before, and it was a favor for a friend. The oboist in his orchestra kindly loaned him the first season of The Wire, but the Count never watched it, as he'd never gotten around to buying a DVD player. After an uneventful flight and some trouble getting the timpani through customs, the weary orchestra checks into their hotel. The performanc…

So Beethoven Died... [So Beethoven Died](http://www.1976ad.com/2011/09/08/so-beethoven-died/) When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran an…

What's brown and sits on a piano bench? Beethoven's final movement.

When Beethoven Passed Away, He Was Buried In A Courtyard A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened f…

What brown, steams, and can be found under a piano stool? Beethoven's last movement.

I was walking through a graveyard in Europe... When I heard some strange music coming from one of the graves. Turns out, it was coming from Beethoven's grave. I took out my phone and recorded it, then took it to a friend of mine to identify. ""This is really strange..."", he said. ""This sounds like one of Beethoven's Symphonies, but it's backwards."" ""Well, that makes sense"", I said. ""He's decomposing.""

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? BA-NA-NA-NAAAA

Ode to Joy. What's Beethoven's favourite fruit? BA-NA-NA-NAAAA.

Music Joke Nobody could find Beethoven's teacher because he is Haydn.

The town drunk walked past Beethoven's grave Suddenly, he started hearing music. He stumbled into the town square and said ""There's music coming from the cemetery! come quick!"" Soon, a crowd gathered around the grave and sure enough, the music was playing. There it was, Ninth symphony, then the Eighth, then the Seventh, and etc. It caught the attention of a detective who walked by. He entered the crowd and stated: ""It's no big deal, it's just Beethoven decomposing""

My dad's favorite composer is Beethoven's little brother... Covetoven. Get it? DO YOU?

It was Beethoven's 245th birthday yesterday. Of course, that's only 35 in human years

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Beethoven's grave A grave keeper was doing his job one day and he heard music coming from one of the graves. He digs it up and sees Beethoven's skeleton playing the piano! The grave keeper is shocked and calls all of his friends. Eventually, he gets the whole town to see this seemingly impossible sight. One man points out, ""Wait, he's playing the 9th Symphony backwards!"" while another responded with ""He's decomposing!"".

What's Beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-naaa!

A man walks into a bar A man walks into a half empty bar and says to the bartender ""If I show you something amazing will you give me a free drink?"" ""You know bud,"" the world-weary bartender says, ""I've been in this business for a long, long time and it will take something pretty freaking special to impress me but if you think you can give it a shot"". The man smiles and lifts a carry-on type suitcase onto the bar, opens it, reaches in and withdraws a small grand piano and places it on the b…

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An Orchestra in Albuquerque in July A travelling orchestra had planned on being in Albuquerque in January and Minneapolis in July. However, their manager got the dates wrong and the group ended up doing a three-day run in an outdoor theater in Albuquerque in the middle of the July heat. The event was exhausting and by the third night, everyone was just hoping to survive one more concert and move on. During the last song - Beethoven's Ninth - the bass players in the back of the orchestra hatch a …

Did you know that if you put your ear on Beethoven's tombstone you can hear his music in reverse? He's de-composing! Heard that one on the radio this morning.

If Beethoven's music had base in it... He would be basethoven.

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BEETHOVEN'S CHICKEN Q: Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A: It kept saying, ""Bach, Bach, Bach.""

The Pianist A man walks into a bar and bets the barkeeper that if he can show him something he's never seen before,he gets a free drink. The bartender agrees. The man pulls a tiny man,about a foot high,and a model piano from his pocket and the tiny man plays one of Beethoven's Symphonies perfectly. The bartender gives the man his free drink,and asks where he got the little guy. The man reveals he has a genie who gives him unlimited wishes,and says the bartender can have a wish. The bartender mak…

What was Beethoven's girlfriend's name? Bae-thoven. I'll^see^myself^out.