So a middle school is putting on a musical The musical is about classical composers and they need three boys to play the leads. The first boy comes in and says he wants the part of Beethoven. His name is marked down and he leaves. The second boy comes in and says he wants the part of Mozart. His name is marked down and he leaves. However, the last boy rushes in too early and they aren't ready for him. ""You have to go out and wait for your name to be called."" They say to him. ""Fine,"" he says.

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A classical music fan is visiting Germany and decides to visit Bach's grave in Leipzig When he gets there, he hears some faint music. He listens closely and he soon realizes that its coming from Bach's grave! He is spooked, but bewildered and keeps listening as it sounds familiar but unrecognizable. After a couple minutes, he realizes it is Bach's Sonata in G minor playing backwards... Thoroughly freaked out, the visitor makes a bee-line for the exit. He sees the caretaker and says, ""Sir! Bach'

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[Composer Joke] JS Bach died and went to heaven... After he died, Bach landed at the Pearly Gates where God was waiting. ""Bach! hallelujah!"" God said: ""Our angelic choir is in need of a new oratorio, and with how many songs you've composed, you MUST be the man for the job."" Bach sighed, then said: ""God, I've spent my entire life composing EVERYTHING except for opera. Now you ask ME to write an oratorio for YOUR angelic choir... Do I look like the Messiah?"" ""Well"" God said: ""I guess you

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Warning: Bad math pun! You've probably heard of Henry David Thoreau. But have you heard the story of how he died? He was in his bedroom, listening to music. The specific piece he was listening to was a Bach fugue, Fuga ala 3 Voci. He was old and frail, and his heart wasn't that great. So when the music reached a climactic point, and then dropped off suddenly, he had a heart attack and died. His exact death was at the moment of a very long, sustained pause in the piece. That measure of the piece

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Some Arnie jokes My wife has just left me for Arnold Schwarzenegger. She'll be back. __ Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 7. He replied, ""I still love Vista, baby"". __ A movie production company desperately needs a new idea. They decide to make an Action Film featuring Classical Musicians. They begin to enlist famous Action Heroes. The actors that are chosen; Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis, and Arnold Schwarzenegger. Director says, ""Sylvester, you be Beethov

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