#bach

What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie? I'll be Bach.

The Terminator I was talking with my good friend Arnold about what he was going to be for Halloween this year. It surprised me to hear that he intended to dress up as a composer. When i asked him which one he looked dead into my eyes and said ""I'll be Bach.""

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween? I'll be Bach

He has the grocery Liszt What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket? I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

Why did Bach have to sell his organ? A: Because he was baroque.

I used to have a job impersonating a German composer. Bach in the day!. (I take no credit for this - as I read it in a magazine)

Mozart, Beethoven, and Schwarzenegger are getting ready to throw a Halloween party. Mozart turns to Arnie and asks, ""what's your costume going to be?"" ""I'll be Bach""

Highland Guard The Captain of the Highland Guards walks into an apothecary, throws onto the counter a well worn condom full of holes, and says, ""Houu much to ha it rrrrepaired?"" The druggist replies, ""Four pence."" The Captain says, ""Houu much to ha it rrrreplaced?"" The druggist replies, ""A shilling."" The Captain says, ""I'll be rrright bach,"" and walks out of the shop. The Captain returns, and says, ""I ha spoken wit tha men! They ha voted to ha it rrrepiared.""

Why did the composer go to the chiropractor? Because he had Bach problems

My wife left me due to my obsession for classical music.. I hope she takes me Bach

Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner? Because he was Baroque.

I'm in the terminator musical. I'll be Bach.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say upon being asked to star in a Broadway production about the world's greatest composers? I'll be Bach. Sorry.

Why did Beethoven kill off his chickens? They kept saying, ""Bach, Bach, Bach.""

What did the famous musician say the moment he was born? *I'LL BE BACH*

A director decides that he's going to make a movie based on the lives of famous classical composers. Looking for a prospective cast, he asks Sylvester Stallone which composer he would like to play in the movie. Stallone thinks for a moment and says, ""I like Mozart. Let me be Mozart."" The director then turns to Arnold Schwarzenegger and asks him who he'd like to play. Arnold replies, ""I'll be Bach!""

Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding? A: Bach in the saddle again.

Q: What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins? A: A pair of Re-bachs.

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bach ! Bach who ? Bach to work!

Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign on her door that said: ""Out Chopin. Be Bach in a minuet""

A night at the symphony Many years ago there was a Symphony Orchestra conducted by the great Alistair Baldwick. He was one of the most renowned Symphony conductors of all time, and on this special night he was going to conduct a magnificent piece by Bach. It was one of the most difficult pieces for both players and conductor alike. The concert started off well and by the third movement the piece was bringing tears to even the hardest hearts in the audience. However, in the last movement, one …

Why did Bach have to sell his organ? Why did Bach have to sell his organ? A: Because he was baroque.

They're making a movie about classical music composers... They're making a movie about classical music composers. In the middle of the auditions, Arnold Schwarzenegger walked in and simply declared, "I'll be Bach."

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Sylvester Stallone wanted to dress up as classical composers for Halloween? "You be Beethoven, I'll be Bach."

THE GOVINATOR Jean Claude Van Dam, Steven Segal, and Arnold Schwarzenagger all decide to go out trick-or-treating as musical composers for Halloween. They go into a costume store and look for masks. Jean Claude sees a costume that he likes and says, "I think I'll go as Beethoven." Steven Segal sees a costume that grabs his attention and says, "I'll be Mozart." Arnold had a tough time finding a costume that he liked, but he eventually found one that appeased his interest. He picks up a costume a…