#chopin

I was in a highbrow bar at the Ritz Carlton, and their Pianist was asking folks for requests. I said to him, ""Can you play an Etude by Chopin?"" He replied, ""Which one?"" I responded, ""The composer.""

A guy walks into a bar carrying a briefcase. He pulls up a stool at the bar and orders a drink. He opens his briefcase and a tiny little man about a foot tall climbs out, hauls out a tiny little piano behind him, sits down on a little stool and commences playing a flawless Chopin etude. All this time the guy down the bar is staring in amazement, jaw dropping. ""Where did you get that little guy?"" he asks the first guy. ""Well, I was out walking on the beach and found this lamp,"" he says, hauli…

I went to buy some classical music today... But I forgot my Chopin Liszt.

A guy walks into a bar... A guy walks into a bar carrying a box under his arm. The bartender looks up and asks him what he wants to drink then asks him what he is carrying around in the box. The guy just says ""Oh it's nothing"" and drinks his drink. The bartender persists and asks him again about the box. The guy relents and opens up the box and a tiny man pops out, bows and starts playing Chopin on a tiny piano. The bartender is amazed and asks the man where he came across such an amazing oddi…

I went to the supermarket dressed as a classical composer... Somebody asked me what I was Chopin for.

What do classical musicians write before going shopping? A Chopin Lizst (shopping list)

How does a composer remember which groceries to buy? She writes a Chopin Liszt.

I just bought a piano off the TV. It came from the Chopin Channel.

He has the grocery Liszt What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket? I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

Hamster act A guy goes into a bar and says to the bartender, ""If I show you the most amazing thing you've ever seen, will you let me drink for free tonight?"" The bartender says, ""Let me see and I'll consider it."" So the guy reaches into his bag and pulls out a miniature piano and a hamster. The hamster sits in front of the piano and starts playing. And not just banging out ""Chopsticks"", the hamster is plays Chopin, some ragtime, and even some rock and roll. After a few minutes the bartende…

Q: What's musical and handy in a supermarket? A: A Chopin Liszt.

Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign on her door that said: ""Out Chopin. Be Bach in a minuet""

Knock Knock Who's there ? Chopin ! Chopin who ? Chopin the supermarket !

A man walks into a bar … A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender gives the man his drink and the man asks "If I show you something crazy, would you let me have free drinks for the rest of the night?" The bartender thinks for a minute and then says "It would have to be something spectacular to take that offer." The man leans down and picks up a box and sets it on the bar. He opens the box and inside is a small piano man, who is only 1 foot tall, and a little piano. The piano…

A man walks into a bar He orders a drink and the bartender serves him. The man said "hey, if I show you something really cool, can I have free drinks for the night?" The bartender says, "if you can impress me, then we have a deal". The man pulls out a box and opens it. Inside was a dwarf who was a foot tall and a miniature piano. The dwarf began performing everything from Mozart, Chopin, and even some Billy Joel. The bartender was stupefied and said, "okay, I'll give you free drinks. But you m…

What should pianists take with them to the supermarket? A Chopin Liszt.

How do pianists remember which groceries to buy? They use a Chopin Liszt!

Why was the pianist so depressed? Because they weren't good at Chopin.

Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to? Chopin

What do classical pianists take with them to the grocery store? Their Chopin Liszt

"I'm told that Wagner's music is not as bad as it sounds!" - Mark Twain 4006. What's a tuba for? 1-7/8" by 3-7/8" (unless you request full cut). Gone Chopin, have Liszt, Bach in a Minuet!