A man walks into a bar He orders a drink and the bartender serves him. The man said "hey, if I show you something really cool, can I have free drinks for the night?" The bartender says, "if you can impress me, then we have a deal". The man pulls out a box and opens it. Inside was a dwarf who was a foot tall and a miniature piano. The dwarf began performing everything from Mozart, Chopin, and even some Billy Joel. The bartender was stupefied and said, "okay, I'll give you free drinks. But you must tell me where you found this dwarf." The man said, "there's a genie in the alley behind the bar granting each person who encounters him a wish". The bartender goes out back to see if this was true. About five minutes later, the bartender rushes back inside evading a mob of mighty ducks swarming at him. He manages to secure the door and cries "that genie must have a hearing problem because I wished for 'a million bucks' but he gave me a million ducks". The man snickered and said "do you really think I wished for a 12-inch pianist?"