#billy-joel

I don't think I'd be as calm as Billy Joel was in that song if an old man was sitting next to me making love to his tonic and gin.

When I hear Billy Joel I want to kick the nearest nut sackackackackack

I'm not saying you started that fire, Billy Joel; I'm just saying that innocent people don't write songs to defend themselves.

If Billy Joel wrote "We Didn't Start the Fire" today, it would be 2 hours.

The tabloids would have a field day if Billy Joel ever actually started a fire.

Talk shit about Billy Joel to me & you'll get BLOCK-OCK-OCK-OCK-OCK-OCK-OCK-OCKED. You oughta know by now.

Hey Billy Joel it's called a pianist.

Pretty cool that the letters "B.J." stand for the two greatest things in the world: beef jerky & Billy Joel.

I bet Billy Joel only needs to type in "Cad" before his phone's dictionary chimes in and recommends "Cadillac-ac-ac-ac-ac-ac."

billy joel: we didn't start the fire detective: I haven't mentioned a fire billy joel: shit

Fact of the Day: Lyrics can be used in a court of law as evidence. That's how Billy Joel was acquitted of arson charges.

Nothing will get this Billy Joel song out of my head. At this point, I'm praying for a heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack.

Billy Joel: You may be right, I may be crazy! But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for... Billy Joel's 3 ex-wives: Yeah. Nope.

If Billy Joel made a Christmas movie, what would it be called? Miracle On 52nd Street

Today, a nintendo factory was burnt to the ground. The factory was making the next gen nintendo console. In order to avoid bad publicity, nintendo hired Billy Joel to represent them at press conferences. They directed him to answer every question with the same response... ...""Wii didn't start the fire.""

Billy Joel was hospitalized last week. He had a heart attack ack ack ack ack ack. You oughtta know by now.

A man walks into a bar He orders a drink and the bartender serves him. The man said "hey, if I show you something really cool, can I have free drinks for the night?" The bartender says, "if you can impress me, then we have a deal". The man pulls out a box and opens it. Inside was a dwarf who was a foot tall and a miniature piano. The dwarf began performing everything from Mozart, Chopin, and even some Billy Joel. The bartender was stupefied and said, "okay, I'll give you free drinks. But you m…

Why did Billy Joel get acquitted? Because he didn't start the fire.