When answering a Craigslist ad, clarify the meaning of "XXX fun" up front or else you could end up playing Nintendo with a large woman.#Craigslist#Nintendo0🔗 SharePermalink →
*hears someone breaking in* *grabs gun and walks down hallway* *cord drags* *realizes I grabbed Nintendo gun from Duck Hunt* *gets shot*#Nintendo#Animals0🔗 SharePermalink →
When I was a kid 'friends with benefits' meant that kid had a nintendo.#Nintendo#Kids#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Can't believe Nintendo didn't make a commercial for the Wii where a guy breaks up with a girl by saying "It's not you, It's Wii".#Nintendo0🔗 SharePermalink →
"my dad works at Nintendo" "No he doesn't ur such a liar" *Donkey Kong walks in & takes off his hat & coat* "Hey sport, good day at school?"#Nintendo#School#Parents0🔗 SharePermalink →
*Social justice ppl arrive at nintendo headquarters in japan* "Game... BOY?" *merciless, graphic slaughter of nintendo employees ensues*#Nintendo0🔗 SharePermalink →
*Blows air in girls face like Nintendo cartridge* "Ok, NOW will you go out with me?"#Cartridge#Nintendo#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
I blow on Nintendo cartridges and they work. I blow on women and they still won't sleep with me. LIFE IS SO CONFUSING SOMETIMES.#Nintendo0🔗 SharePermalink →
She *blows into Nintendo cartridge* took *blows into Nintendo cartridge* the *blows into Nintendo cartridge* kids#Cartridge#Nintendo#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
a thing I like about Nintendo is it's often possible to enjoy one of their games in its entirety without murdering anybody#Nintendo0🔗 SharePermalink →
i never understood why we had to blow on the nintendo cartridge before eating it#Cartridge#Nintendo#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Stupid Autocorrect you're always posting some thong you didn't Nintendo#Nintendo#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
I find it really annoying that eating food doesn't heal wounds like I was led to believe as a kid. Damn Nintendo.#Nintendo#Food#Kids#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Back in my day, Nintendo Wii meant you peed your pants because you wouldn't move for hours playing Super Mario Bros.#Super#Nintendo#Mario Bros#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
The Nintendo DS' cheaper version was the DS Lite. A cheaper Nintendo Switch would be The Nintendo Lite-Switch#Nintendo#Ds#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Just saw a French footballer playing Nintendo Think it was Thierry on Wii#Nintendo#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
What's Adrian Peterson's favorite gaming system? Nintendo Switch#Adrian#Petersons#Nintendo#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
I have 5 uncles. Scott, Daniel, Bob, Tate, And the one that works at Nintendo.#Scott#Daniel#Tate#Nintendo+1 more0🔗 SharePermalink →
Have you heard? McDonalds is partnering with Nintendo and Niantic! Prepare for trouble And make it a McDouble#Mcdonalds#Nintendo#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
It took Michelle Obama two presidencies to get kids outside... and Nintendo two days.#Michelle Obama#Nintendo#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Nintendo just announced the first haunted tower for Pokemon GO The New World Trade Center#Nintendo#The New World Trade Center#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
What do you call it when you play Nintendo games because you have nothing better to do? Ennwii#Nintendo#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
I heard Nintendo once planned to change Donkey Kong's name for their audience in Germany There, he was originally gonna be called ""Danke Kong""#Germany#Nintendo0🔗 SharePermalink →