#cartridge

*Blows air in girls face like Nintendo cartridge* "Ok, NOW will you go out with me?"

She *blows into Nintendo cartridge* took *blows into Nintendo cartridge* the *blows into Nintendo cartridge* kids

*couple's marriage begins to fall apart* *marriage counselor blows on them like an N64 cartridge* Okay how about now

I'm rubber, you're glue. He's scissors, she's a toner cartridge, those fellas are paperclips. Welcome to the supply closet pal.

i never understood why we had to blow on the nintendo cartridge before eating it

I wonder what gets changed less frequently...the diaper of a crackhead's baby or the filter cartridge in my Brita.

101 Ways To Annoy People-Misc Joke 1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write ""for sensual massage."" 3. Specify that your drive-through order is ""to go."" 4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of ""Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."" 5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. 6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing …

Once upon a time in the Wild West.. There was a good visited Saloon. Suddenly the door opens and a guy with uncountable knifes comes in and goes strict to the Barkeeper. ""One shot Tequila"" he says...the Barkeeper answers: ""who are you? I have never seen you"" ""What do you think? Im the knife-Bill"" A couple minutes later another guy walks in and everybody was very scared. He has in every hand a pistol, and on the back a giant one and two large cartridge belts. The Barkeeper was very awed and…

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a cartridge? A snapshot.

Why California is broke and Texas is not. The governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks the governor's dog, then bites the governor. The governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie Bambi and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only doing what is natural. He calls animal control. Animal control captures the coyote and bills the state $200 for testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it. He calls a v…

It was the first day of Christmas and all police celebrations in the town were put on hold when they had to investigate a shooting in a park. Officers combed the ground in search of evidence relating to the gun but could find nothing until one keen young detective suddenly started looking in the only deciduous tree in the park – a huge oak that, because it was winter, had lost all its leaves. Sure enough, within a couple of minutes he had found the spent bullet casing from the shooting – crucial…