#kennedy

idk about you but I still remember what I was doing when I found out Kennedy had been shot: sitting at home, reading the JFK Wikipedia page

Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger? To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.

Being the President is seriously stressful. Kennedy lost his mind!

Arnold Schwarzenegger is a Republican whose wife is a member of the Kennedy family. That makes him and his family...The Red Kennedys.

Kennedy put a man on the moon.... Obama put a man in the ladies room.

Fidel Castro's Favorite Pickup Line Girl, I'm no Kennedy or Khrushchev, but I can show you a Cuban Missile Crisis

One day... President Kennedy left his Rubik's Cube in the Oval Office and went out. At the same time, Khrushchev was spending time with a certain Ms. L. Khrushchev got up to close the door and turn off the lights, and suddenly, Ms. L was gone. When Kennedy returned to hi office, the Rubik's Cube was nowhere to be found. The two blamed each other, tensions rose, and **the Cube and Ms. L Crisis** shook the entire world.

A week before Abraham Lincoln was shot he was in Monroe, Maryland... A week before Kennedy was shot he was in Marilyn Monroe.

101 Ways To Annoy People-Misc Joke 1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write ""for sensual massage."" 3. Specify that your drive-through order is ""to go."" 4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of ""Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."" 5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. 6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing …

Kennedy, Charles De Gaul, and Khrushchev ask god. . . Kennedy: God, when will my people be happy? God: 25 years. Kennedy weeps and walks away. Charles De Gaul: God, when will my people be happy? God: 50 years. Charles De Gaul weeps and walks away. Khrushchev: God, when will my people be happy? God weeps and walks away.

Arnold Schwarzenegger, Albert Einstein, John F Kennedy and God are on holiday at the Kennedy compound on Cape Cod. One a rainy afternoon Einstein suggests they play a game. So they get out the card table and setup. God suggests Poker, Einstein 500 and Kennedy Blackjack. After a ten minutes of arguments, Schwarzenegger says ""Why don't we just play Yahtzee?"" At that God gets up and storms out. Kennedy turns to Einstein and ask ""What was that about?"" Einstein says ""God does not play dice with …

A plane was taking off from Kennedy. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude the captain made an announcement over the intercom ""Ladies and Gentlemen this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight number 293 non-stop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and therefore we should have a smooth flight Now sit back and relax. - OH MY GOD!"" Silence Then the captain came back on the intercom and said: ""Ladies and Gentlemen I an so sorry if I scared you earlier but while…

There was one similarity between Lincoln and Kennedy's assassination that everyone overlooked... A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland. A week before Kennedy was shot, he was in Marilyn Monroe

How can we be sure the government wasn't involved in the Kennedy assassination? Well he's dead, isn't he? (Adapted from Neil Gaiman's *American Gods*)

There are some eerie similarities between the assassinations of President Lincoln and Kennedy... Lincoln was elected into Congress in 1846. JFK was elected into Congress in 1946. Lincoln was elected President in 1860. JFK was elected President in 1960. Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy. Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln. A week before he died, Lincoln was in Monroe, Maryland. A week before he died, Kennedy was in Marilyn Monroe. --- Credit goes to the …

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In all seriousness I think Biden will be very shaken by these events. He’s seen this happen before, from Reagan (1981) to Kennedy (1963), and of course Julius Caesar (44 BC).

News story reminds me of old JFK "golden toilet" joke Read in the news that thieves had been charged with stealing a $6 million gold toilet and it reminded me of this "classic." For some reason one of the characters in this joke when it was told to me was JFK. The accent maybe made it more humorous. JFK is on a talk show telling the story of when he was hosting a large fundraising party at his home before the 1960 election. JFK: *And, uh, as I was socializing, a man approached me and said, "…

I saw a clickbait article: ""Watch Eminem attack Trump like no President has ever been attacked."" I mean... Kennedy was shot in the head... But ok.

Why did Kennedy throw his head back? He was taking a shot.