#marilyn-monroe

Marilyn Monroe sure got smart four decades after she died.

Did you know that by today's standards Marilyn Monroe would be considered dead?

Indian Twitter is a lot like regular Twitter except everyone is misquoting Gandhi instead of Marilyn Monroe.

Do you ever just look at a girl and instantly know she posts her daily horoscope on Facebook and quotes Marilyn Monroe?

Girls quote Marilyn Monroe relationship and life advice so much its almost like she wasn't a three time divorced, drug-addicted alcoholic.

Marilyn Monroe died & was reincarnated into thousands of white girls who can't be handled at their worst, and aren't deserved at their best.

In other news.... We now have the most attractive First Lady since Marilyn Monroe.

If Marilyn Monroe were alive right now, what would she be doing? Clawing at the lid of her coffin.

Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley, Elizabeth Taylor, Bob Marley, Marilyn Monroe, ""Venison's dear isn't it?"", John Lennon, Albert Einstein, Bruce Lee, Steve McQueen, James Dean Pun intended

A week before Abraham Lincoln was shot he was in Monroe, Maryland... A week before Kennedy was shot he was in Marilyn Monroe.

My Russian History Professor told us an old Soviet Union joke Brezhnev dies and goes to hell (responsible for era of Soviet economic stagnation) where he meets the Devil. The Devil says: ""You've been a bad man, Mr. Brezhnev. I'm going to show you three doors, a different eternal punishment behind each, and you must choose your fate."" Three large wooden doors materialize; The Devil opens the first to reveal Hitler being boiled alive in a huge cauldron. Brezhnev says: ""That looks too painful, l…

Another man dies and goes to hell... Where the devil greats him and says ""You have to choose one of these rooms to spend all eternity in"" The devil leads the man down a seemingly endless hallway and opens the first door. Inside is a man being whipped across the back ""No way"" says the man, ""next room"". In the next room there is a man in 8 feet of water, just treading water, he looks awfully tired. ""I'm not a good swimmer"" he says, ""next room"". In the third room he sees Marilyn Monroe on…

There was one similarity between Lincoln and Kennedy's assassination that everyone overlooked... A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland. A week before Kennedy was shot, he was in Marilyn Monroe

There are some eerie similarities between the assassinations of President Lincoln and Kennedy... Lincoln was elected into Congress in 1846. JFK was elected into Congress in 1946. Lincoln was elected President in 1860. JFK was elected President in 1960. Lincoln had a secretary named Kennedy. Kennedy had a secretary named Lincoln. A week before he died, Lincoln was in Monroe, Maryland. A week before he died, Kennedy was in Marilyn Monroe. --- Credit goes to the …

I had a dream. Last night I had a dream. I dreamed that Hugh Hefner, publisher of Playboy died and went to Hell. He was trapped in a small room with no doors or windows with an unattractive, hateful woman. A voice boomed out from nowhere and said: "Hugh Hefner, for your sins in life you shall spend eternity with this unattractive hateful woman." Then I dreamed that Bob Guccione, publisher of Penthouse died and went to Hell. Guccione was in a small room with no doors or windows with a hi…

What's the difference between a Redditor, Marilyn Monroe, Melania Trump, and Lee Harvey Oswald? One's a jerk who jacks off, one jerked off Jack, one jacks off a jerk, and one's a jerk who offed Jack .

What did JFK say before going to visit Marilyn Monroe? I choose to go to Marilyn’s hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard

What's the difference between a Redditor Marilyn Monroe

What did JFK say before going to visit Marilyn Monroe? I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things

What did JFK say after banging Marilyn Monroe? "Some men have greatness thrust upon them, some men thrust upon greatness."

What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today? Clawing at the inside of her coffin.

What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today? Clawing at the lid of her coffin.