#hugh-hefner

When Hugh Hefner dies no one will say he's in a better place now.

"Today I'm just going to wear pajamas all day." - Hugh Hefner ever morning of his life.

Hugh Hefner and Larry King used to room together when they helped build the pyramids.

Some monks were selling flowers outside the playboy mansion Hugh Hefner realises this and puts a stop to it as they are on his property and welcoming tourists. The local news catches wind of this and goes to interview the monks. The reporter asks ""do you think you will set up shop somewhere else?"" And the monks reply ""oh yes, only Hugh can prevent florist friars.""

Only you Famous playboy, Hugh Hefner, managed to successfully stop an order of monks from operating a business on his property. The police forced the friars to close down their stall, which was outside the playboy mansion, where they had been selling flowers. One friar said, ""Well if it was anyone else, we may have gotten away with it, but unfortunately, only Hugh can prevent florist friars.""

The Killers The band 'The Killers' decide to attend a Fancy Dress party, the theme being 'Famous People'. They agree that they will all dress up as the same person, but can't agree on who. In the end they finally seem to come to some sort a consensus and leave. On the night they meet up when Brandon Flowers, the lead singer, notices something wrong. Half of the group were dressed as Hugh Hefner and the other half were dressed as Dan Ackroyd. Brandon, clearly distressed and annoyed at this says, …

Breaking News: Famous playboy Hugh Hefner managed to successfully stop an order of monks from operating a business on his property. The police forced the friars to close down their stalls, which were outside the playboy's mansion, where they were selling flowers. Said one friar,""If it were anyone else, we would have gotten away with it. But, unfortunately, only Hugh can stop florist friars."" Credits to Colin Mochrie for this one

The Friars Club recently held a charity fundraiser in California. Over the span of a few weeks, they set up flower stands on street corners and in public spaces and sold flowers by the dozen. After they had covered most of the dirt area, they were scouting around for a new location when they came across a bit of well-lit forest land. So they set up their table and sold their flowers. Turns out, the land belonged to Hugh Hefner, and it was actually part of the parcel of land the Playboy Mansion w…

When Hugh Hefner dies I don't think people will say he's in a better place.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? Ask Hugh Hefner.

A catholic church needs money... So the council gets together and decide to start selling flowers. This business works very well until the florist across the street realized he was losing all of his business. So the florist calls in his friend Hugh Hefner and asks him to go talk to the priests. After a short discussion, they realize there are other ways of making money. Weeks later, the florist's business returns and everything is back to normal. Moral of the story: Hugh, and only Hugh, can prev…

Flower-selling monks at the Playboy mansion *Our top story today, famous playboy Hugh Hefner managed to successfully stop an order of monks from operating a business on his property. The police forced the friars to close down their stall which was outside the playboy mansion, where they where selling flowers. Said one friar; Well, if it was anyone else, we might have gotten away with it, but unfortunately only Hugh can prevent florist friars.* (I did not think of this myself; it's from [Whose Li…

Playboy Mansion So Hugh Hefner was having a lavish party at the Playboy mansion. All the celebrities were there. It started out well, but at one point Hugh Hefner and Dennis Weaver got into a BIG argument. Hugh was getting the best of Dennis at which time Mick Jagger intervened with ""Hey Hugh, get off of McCloud""....

Topical Jokes (5/16) Another day has gone by. And, of course, we now have a new set of jokes. Some of these are weirder but let's begin! Inside int'l experts believe that Kim Jong Un may have two babies by two different women. In a quick response to the rumor, President Obama has appointed a new consul to North Korea, Ambassador Maury. More on the international front, David Beckham has announced his retirement. Beckham says he's going to take the time to wind down and chase his true passion, spi…

Hugh Hefner Today, famous playboy Hugh Hefner successfully managed to stop an order of monks from operating a business on his property. The police forced the friars to close down their stall, which was outside the Playboy Mansion, where they had been selling flowers. Said one friar, ""Well if it was anyone else we could've gotten away with it, but unfortunately only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

For every cigarette you smoke God takes away 1 year of your life and gives it to Hugh Hefner.

Hugh Hefner- 87 years old, has 27 years old wife; Berlusconi -77 years old, has a 27 years old girlfriend; Maradona- 52 years old, has a 22 years old girlfriend. Moral : Don't worry that you don't have a girlfriend or wife, your's probably isn't born yet.

I bet when Hugh Hefner dies no one will say ""He's in a better place now.""

I had a dream. Last night I had a dream. I dreamed that Hugh Hefner, publisher of Playboy died and went to Hell. He was trapped in a small room with no doors or windows with an unattractive, hateful woman. A voice boomed out from nowhere and said: "Hugh Hefner, for your sins in life you shall spend eternity with this unattractive hateful woman." Then I dreamed that Bob Guccione, publisher of Penthouse died and went to Hell. Guccione was in a small room with no doors or windows with a hi…

Hugh Hefner managed to successfully stop an order of monks from operating a business on his property The police forced the friars to close down their stall

I wish I was Hugh Hefner. Not because of all the money and girls. Because he died last week.

I had a dream. Last night I had a dream. I dreamed that Hugh Hefner

Corniest joke I know. Two friars decide to open up a business selling flowers in LA. They settup a booth right outside of Hugh Hefners playboy mansion. After about a week, their business wasnt going so well and it was also driving away people from the playboy mansion seeing two friars outside. Eventually Hugh Hefner himself came out and put a stop to all of this. The point of the story is: Only Hugh can prevent florist friars. Badum psh

What did Hugh Hefner say when he got to heaven? meh

What did Mick Jagger say when he walked in on Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver? He said "Hey Hey Hugh Hugh Get Off Of McCould"