#only-hugh

Two Florists.... There once was a florist named Bill. And he was the only florist in town, so naturally business was great for him. But one day a group of Friars came to town and opened up a florist shop right across the street. If you didn't know Friars are amazing florists. So everyone in town started to go to the Friars florist shop. Bill was starting to get really mad at the Friars for taking all his business. So one night bill went out and hired the biggest, baddest guy in town named Hugh M…

Steve owns a flower stand. He’s got all kinds of flowers - daisies, petunias, roses, and even wildflowers like firewheels and bluebonnets. He has the most expansive collection of flowers in the city, all of the highest quality, and business is booming. However, one day, a group of priests moved in across the street and open their own flowers shop. Their collection is just as expansive, just as high-quality, and they begin to siphon off customers from Steve. Soon, Steve’s customer base has bee…

Corniest joke I know. Two friars decide to open up a business selling flowers in LA. They settup a booth right outside of Hugh Hefners playboy mansion. After about a week, their business wasnt going so well and it was also driving away people from the playboy mansion seeing two friars outside. Eventually Hugh Hefner himself came out and put a stop to all of this. The point of the story is: Only Hugh can prevent florist friars. Badum psh