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A woman needs a ticket for a train It's in the olden days, when traveling across the country meant getting a berth on a sleeper car of a train. She arrives at the station, but finds the train is sold out; there are no empty cars. She is desperate to get a ride, so the ticket seller tells her there is one empty bed, but it is in a double with a man already there. Nonetheless, she buys the ticket and gets on the train. When she gets to the car, and explains it all to the man there, he is a bit sur

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Man goes to a doctor, and he says "I have bad news, and worse news." This one is from [Larry King himsself](http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/24aw7s/i_am_larry_king_back_again_on_reddit_amaa/ch5au64) Man goes to a doctor, and he says "I have bad news, and worse news." The doctor says "The bad news is, you have cancer." The patient says "That's terrible! What's the worst news?" The doctor says "You also have Alzheimer's" And the patient says "thank god I don't have cancer!"

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