[Long] One of my favorite jokes from BoJack Horseman Okay so there's this gardener right? So the amazing thing about this gardener is that he always knows exactly how many bags of mulch he needs for a job, just by looking. Like he gets it right, every time. He's the best. So one day, he looks at a yard he's working on and he's like... 18 bags. So he goes to the store, buys 18 bags of mulch and goes to work. And when he's finished, the flower beds are amazing! Beautiful roses, beautiful lillies a

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The Killers The band 'The Killers' decide to attend a Fancy Dress party, the theme being 'Famous People'. They agree that they will all dress up as the same person, but can't agree on who. In the end they finally seem to come to some sort a consensus and leave. On the night they meet up when Brandon Flowers, the lead singer, notices something wrong. Half of the group were dressed as Hugh Hefner and the other half were dressed as Dan Ackroyd. Brandon, clearly distressed and annoyed at this says,

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