#bruce-lee

BRUCE LEE: Be formless, shapeless, like water. HARPER LEE: Things are never as bad as they seem. PARSLEY: I am a stalk vegetable.

A news reporter once asked Bruce Lee what kind of women does he like... ...and Mr. Lee shyly said: ""I kinda like women which have one boob larger than the other..."". Reporter was puzzled and asked: ""But, why, Mr. Lee?"". Mr. Lee responded: ""[THAT'S WHY!!!!](http://i.imgur.com/2Z0oN.jpg)""

Why is there more Chuck Norris jokes than Bruce Lee jokes Because Bruce Lee is no joke

What does Bruce Lee like to eat before a fight to the death? QUINOOOOAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Ling and Ving move to America Once upon a time, a little Asian family moved into America. It was a father and his two children, his daughter Ling and son Ving. They were quite unadjusted to the American lifestyle, but eventually they settled in. One day, Ving told Ling that he didn't like his name anymore because it was weird and he got bullied for it. He wanted to change it to 'Lee' like Bruce Lee. But his sister told him that he can't do it for it'd be blasphemous to his father and his entire …

What did Bruce Lee say about NASA'S discovery WA-TAH!

Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley, Elizabeth Taylor, Bob Marley, Marilyn Monroe, ""Venison's dear isn't it?"", John Lennon, Albert Einstein, Bruce Lee, Steve McQueen, James Dean Pun intended

What kind of wine does Bruce Lee pair with a fish dinner? None, he just has some WATAH!

Bruce Lee's biggest fear. Bruce Lee was once asked by a reporter, what is your biggest fear? Bruce: Indian Movie Stars Reporter: Why? Bruce: In order for me to strike my opponent I have to physically touch them, from what I have seen in Indian movies they can punch you into oblivion from 100 feet away.

Why is Chuck Norris still alive? ## Because he's afraid of meeting Bruce Lee on the other side! Credit: Saw the comment in this [tribute video](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8wL3AA4BP0) [1:55]

A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.

Ving and Ling Earlier this year, a chinese family moved into my small town. The family had two twins who were both seniors in my class, Ving and Ling. Ving and his sister Ling were quiet to start off with, but eventually I made good friends with Ving. After talking to him for a few weeks he revealed to me that he absolutely *abhored* his name, and that he'd do almost anything to figure out how to get it changed. I asked him what he wanted to change it to, and he said "lee, like bruce lee …

I went to a high school with a set of Chinese twins... In high school, I was in class with a set of Chinese twins named Ving and Ling. Me and Ving got along pretty well, she'd help me with my trig and I'd help her with English. One day she asked me for help on changing her name. She didn't like the name Ving because it was too stereotypical. I would probably change my name too. She wanted to change her name to Lee, like Bruce Lee. Ling heard of this plan, and told Ving that her name was passed …

One day in math... ...we got two new transfer students. They were twins named Ving and Ling who had moved in from Korea. I sat next to Ving during class and I got to know him pretty well. We liked the same books, movies, games, you name it! At the end of the quarter, we had a huge unit exam, it was about 30% of our grade. Luckily, Ving let me copy off of him on one condition, I take him to get his name changed after school. The guy absolutely despises his name, he thinks it sounds too stereotyp…

Ving and Ling #DISCLAIMER: This IS a repost. The original was from 4chan I think. I do not take any credit whatsoever. Earlier this year, a Chinese family moved into my small town. The family had two twins who were both seniors in my class, Ving and Ling. Ving and his sister Ling were quiet to start off with, but eventually I made good friends with Ving. After talking to him for a few weeks he revealed to me that he absolutely abhored his name, and that he'd do almost anything to figure out ho…

Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes? Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.

Do you know why there are so many Chuck Norris Jokes and no Bruce Lee Jokes? Cos Bruce Lee is no joke.

Bruce Lee was fast, but he had an even faster brother… Sudden Lee Edit: my first ever popular post came sudden lee. Thanks you all! And thanks for the silver and awards

Today i have met the vegetarian brother of Bruce Lee Brocco Lee

What does Bruce Lee order at Burger King? A *WHOPPA*!

Did you know Bruce Lee had a son other than Brandon? He was a famous vegetarian. His name was Brock.

Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes? Because if his punch line doesn't work

What do you get when you cross Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris? Beat up.

What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell? A crustacean

Did you hear about the unreleased Western starring Bruce Lee? He played Squint Eastwood.