#nasas

The US Defense budget is 40x bigger than NASA's. It's surprising we actually went to the moon instead of blowing it up.

the fowled experiment scientists at NASA have developed a gun built specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields. british engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high speed trains. arrangements were made. but when the gun was fired, th…

NASA's JUNO Probe finally reached Jupiter after ~5 year journey exactly halfway to its journey to Uranus.

NASA's Scott Kelly is back on Earth after spending a year in space He found out how many states Trump won and left again

What did Bruce Lee say about NASA'S discovery WA-TAH!

NASA's budget has dramatically increased by 1000 times it was last year.(non seirous duel party joke) January 1st 2015 NASA and reasonable science enthusiasts has for decades been begging the capital hill for an increase in funds to do what they need to be able to do, and capital hill replied for decades ""We'll think about it."" Now it has happened at an unexpected rate. An earlier agreement that capital hill head among both parties was to fund various projects towards the development of the ""…

Space monkeys NASA decided to send a shuttle into space with two monkeys and an astronaut. They trained them for months. Then when they thought they were ready, they placed all three in the shuttle and got ready to send them up into space. As the moment came closer NASA’s mission control center announced, “This is mission control to Monkey One. Initiate!” At that the first monkey started typing like mad and suddenly the shuttle’s engines ignited and the shuttle took off. Two hours later NASA…

Trump's wall will cost 21.6 billion Nasa's budget is only 19 billion

Trump's wall will cost 21.6 billion, Nasa's budget is only 19 billion Probably because Mexico has more aliens

Did you hear what NASA's new slogan will be once their budget is cut? "NASA: The Sky's The Limit"

What's the name of NASA's launch button? The "Space Bar"