#kim-jong

What I said : Just a trim, please. What hairdresser must've heard : Give me the Kim Jong-un.

North Korean leader Kim Jong-un got married. Proving there's someone for every un.

Kim Jong Un has upgraded himself from "Leader of North Korea" to "Supreme Leader of North Korea" by adding sour cream and extra cheese.

I liked Kim Jong-un better when he sang Gangnam Style.

""Kim Jong Il dies at 69."" That's how I'd like to go. With wet balls and a face full of cunt.

Kim Jong-Il and Kim Jong-Un I've been thinking about it. As far as I know, Kim Jong-Il died last week and his son called Kim Jong-Un was appointed the new leader. It would be more appropriate if the guy who died was called Kim Jong-Un and his son who was taking over was called Kim Jong-Deux (and in turn his son should be called Kim Jong-Trois)

According to North Korean press, Kim Jong Il has entered a sleeping contest. Ta-da!

Kim Jong died. I guess you could say he was a little il.

My wife enrolled in a North Korean cooking school 2 years ago. ""She must cook great Asian food by now."" ""Actually, they've only just covered the life and teachings of Kim Jong-il.""

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a long one, Kim Jong has a short one, Mickey Mouse's isn't human, the Pope doesn't use his, and Cher doesn't have one. What is it? Last Names

Kim Jong Un has become so fat We now refer to him as Kim Jong Deux.

There is only two man made objects visible from space. The great wall of china and, Kim Jong Un's giant ass. cmon guys I cant do this all by myself.

Kim Jong-il became Kim jong-ded Now Kim Jong-Un with his wife who has vanished from public since 7 months, might be having a Kim Yung-Un

Did you hear Kim Jong Un banned sarcasm? Woops, thought this was r/News

How do you know a North Korean robbed your house? All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un.

Why does Kim Jong Un have an email? So he can eat all the spam.

Kim Jong Un I remember reading a news story about North Korean propaganda. One piece involved a lie Kim Jong Un told his people. In an effort to deceive the people into thinking he was a deity, he told them he never has to defecate. I remember reading that and thinking, ""Wow, he is so full of shit.""

Why does Kim Jong Un stick out at a black gospel church? Because he doesn't have Seoul.

Panama Papers: Kim Jong-un among the latest release of persons involved in offshore shell companies. Kim Jong-un was discovered to be sending most of his food to off-shore accounts to avoid the common folk of North Korea from eating it.

bear hug Kim Jong Il and Vladimir Putin are having a summit meeting in Moscow. During a break, they're bored, and they decide to take a bet to see whose bodyguards are more loyal. Putin is on the 20th floor and calls on his bodyguard Ivan, opens the window, and says: ""Ivan, jump!"" Sobbing, Ivan says: ""Mr. President, how can you ask me to do that? I have a wife and child waiting for me at home..."" Putin sheds a tear himself, apologizes to Ivan, and sends him away. Next, it's Kim Jong Il's tur…

North Korea Kim Jong Il and Vladimir Putin are having a summit meeting in Moscow. During a break, they're bored, and they decide to take a bet to see whose bodyguards are more loyal. Putin is on the 20th floor and calls on his bodyguard Ivan, opens the window, and says: ""Ivan, jump!"" Sobbing, Ivan says: ""Mr. President, how can you ask me to do that? I have a wife and child waiting for me at home..."" Putin sheds a tear himself, apologizes to Ivan, and sends him away. Next, it's Kim Jong Il's …

A customer came into a shop and told the shop assistant that he wanted to buy a Kim Jong-il Assistant: Excuse me, a what? Customer: Oh sorry, I have trouble remembering the names of items, so I use word association. I want to buy a short ruler. Assistant: Oh, a Nicolas Sarkozy. Why didn't you say so?

Kim Jong Un visits an art gallery Kim Jong Un, surrounded by his aides and bodyguards, surveys an art exhibition. ""What the hell is this green circle with yellow spots all over?"" he asked. His aide answered, ""This painting, Supreme Leader, depicts our heroic peasants fighting for the fulfillment of the plan to produce two hundred million ton of grain."" ""Ah-h... And what is this black triangle with red strips?"" His aide answers, ""This painting shows our heroic industrial workers in a facto…

There is a shortage of butter in North Korea .. .. Kim Jong Un orders a team of scientists to do something about it urgently. They are tasked with a project of converting shit to butter. After a few months of work, the supreme leader demands a progress report. ""Well, the project is almost complete!"" ""What do you mean by almost?"" ""We can already spread it!""

Kim Jong Un walks into a bar... [removed]