#kim-jong

Donald Trump, Kim Jong Un, and El Chapo are on a punctured hot air balloon that's quickly going down. In order to slow their descent, they decide to throw stuff out of the basket in which they're riding. El Chapo throws several bricks of cocaine over the side and says, ""Don't worry, I've got tons of this stuff back in my country."" Following suit, Kim Jong Un throws over several bottles of Johnnie Walker Excelsior. ""I know this stuff is pretty rare, but don't worry, I've got a bunch of it back…

Hurricanes should be named after worst dictators and world leaders So we could have a proper idea of how much damage they can cause example: Hurricane Hitler. Hurricane Kim Jong ill. Hurricane Bush. Hurricane Nixon.

So Kim Jong Un helps a little girl's starving family Oops I put the punchline in the title

Kim Jong-un promises a new clear future for North Korea Oops, spelt nuclear wrong.

Loyal Guards Kim Jong-Un and Vladimir Putin were having a summit meeting at a 20-story building. During a break, the two leaders made a bet about the loyalty of their guards. First, Putin called his guard Ivan into the room, opened the window and said, ""Ivan, jump down."" Ivan replied in tears, ""Mr. President, how could you do this to me? I have a wife and a son."" Putin explained that he was only joking, and let Ivan out. Then Kim Jong-Un called his guard Lee, and told him to jump. Lee starte…

Donald Trump gets elected as President. 1st day in office: We have to bring back jobs from China, lets just call Xi Jinping and tell him he's fired! 2nd day is office: We have insert our dominance back in Europe and send Russia a message, lets just call Putin and threaten him with another Cold War. 3rd day in office: Need to solve the immigration issue, lets just call Nieto and tell him to stop sending rapists. 4th day in office: Need to renegotiate Iran Nuclear Deal, lets just call Khamenei and…

Difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong-un. One is tyrannical and ruthless dictator, who destroys each and every opposition and other is supreme leader of North Korea.

Why didn't anyone show up to Kim Jong-il's funeral? The reports of his death were unbereavable.

Kim Jong Un Executed 15 Officials This Year, South Korea Says Not sure how he did it but that is just amazing, great job Kim Jong.

A new joke about Kim Jong Un (removed)

What do you call a sick dictator? Kim Jong-ILL . . . . . Ill show myshelf out...

I've drawn a cartoon picture of Mohamed and signed it Kim Jong-un. Let's see where this goes.

What is Kim Jong Un's favourite food? Yellowcake.

Kim Jong Un discovers a bakery product catalogue Un: ""*CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!*"" Aide: ""yes, Lord Kim?"" Un: ""[Is this picture of cheese or cake?](http://www.bbcgoodfood.com/sites/bbcgoodfood.com/files/recipe_images/recipe-image-legacy-id--484543_12.jpg) "" Aide: ""actually sir, that is ***cheesecake*** Un: http://310627192.r.worldcdn.net/media/k2/items/cache/af88af4b69789d0bf0e92bcf2849ed05_Generic.jpg ""....................*gather the Dragon Cakes*""

If Kim Jong UN and Kim Kardashian got married and had a child what would they name it? Kim JordashUn?

Kim Jong Un's fat could be evenly distributed among his people so that all are well fed :/

So Kim Jong-un is claiming he personally hacked into Sony's servers in retaliation to them broadcasting a spoof interview. Is there no end to this Olympic gold Medallist's talent?

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral? Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

Kim jong un is sick... Kim Jong Un is sick. I guess you could say he's now Kim Jong ill.

Did anyone hear about the new North Korean dance? Its called the Kim Jong un-ce unce unce unce unce

A king uses religion to replace lumberjacks It's 500 BC in the north of the Korean peninsula, what is today the home of the beautiful and harmonious Democratic People's Republic of Korea, led by great leader Kim Jong Un, who succeeded Kim Jong Il, who succeeded the Eternal President whose statue of reverence is un-outrevered, Kim Il Sung. The emperor, Akhum Erse, has run into a problem. A problem--one that would never occur in the current efficient leadership of the great Kim Jong Un due to his …

A North Korean Joke *Son to Mom: I don't want to go to school today and I'll give you two good reasons. The students hate me and the teachers hate me.* *Mom to Son: Son, you have to go to school today and I'll give you two good reasons. You are the principal and you're thirty five years old.* As told to Michael Malice who wrote the book: The Unauthorized Autobiography of Kim Jong Il [Video Interview with Q&A [54:26]](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2EBUE4BfQU)

Why is Kim Jong-un so hungry? Because hes got no Sole!

I heard Kim Jong-Un built a new private refrigerator He calls it a ""grocery store"". Wakka wakka!

Kim Jong-il When kim Jong-il was alive, a great deal of North Korean propaganda was created claiming things like Kim Jong-il and his father created the world, and that Kim Jong-il does not urinate or defecate. Apparently, propaganda was also created for the children of North Korea in the form of a book titled ""Everybody Poops... Except Kim Jong-il""