#kim-jong

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape Kim Jong Un's ballistic missile.

Did you know that Kim Jong Un has read every book in existance? Thats why they call him the Supreme Reader

I don't get how a member of the Kim Jong family dies randomly He wasn't even Il

I hear North Korea is coming out with some new cloning technology... I can't wait to meet Kim Jong-deux.

North Korea will send man to Sun in 10 years Kim Jong-un announced in a news conference that North Korea would be sending a man to the sun within ten years!

What does Kim Jong Un do when he's angry? [removed]

What does Kim Jong-un have in common with gingers? No Seoul.

Kim Jong Un walked into a bar The North Korean media still said he got a gold for high jump

Whenever I see Americans make fun of Kim Jong-un I think to myself

Kim Jong-Il found alive He's running a hot dog cart in downtown Seoul. It turns out he just wanted a change of Korea.

Why is Kim Jong-un so bad? He has no Seoul

What's the difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong Un? Kim Jong Un has control over his country.

Kim Jong-un has promised a new clear future for North Korea Oops

Kim Jong-un read War and Peace in a day. At least I think that's why they call him Supreme Reader.

What did Kim Jong Un say when his father died? Looks like his Korea is over.

What would Kim Jong Un call his children? His young'uns

Kim Jong-un and Vladimir Putin were in a meeting They had a delightful conversation

Why does North Korea have the highest literacy rate? Because Kim Jong-un is supreme reader!

Kim Jong-Un has promised a new clear future for North Korea. Oops! Spelt ***nuclear*** wrong.

As a North Korean, you know what really grinds my gears?","Nothing. Kim Jong Un's engineering is perfect just like my life.

Did you hear Kim Jong Un banned sarcasm?,"Woops thought this was

Osama, Ghaddafi, and Kim Jong Il? Santa must be taking his naughty list a tad seriously this year.

Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th? Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

Kim Jong il is dead? I guess that's the end of HIS Korea.

What did Kim Jong Il call his Kindle? The Dear Reader.