Home Depot A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. While he's waiting he sees another man sitting across from him who looks up and asks, ""What are you looking at?"" The first man says, ""Nothing."" At that point, the second man jumps up and beats the shit out of the first man and knocks him out, he then looks at the bartender and says, ""When he wakes up, tell him that was Jujutsu from Japan. The next day, bruised and sore, the man returns to the bar, sees the man who beat him up and approac

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A company of men is stationed in Korea Every day, the men gather for morning announcements, which is lead by their captain. ""Alpha company, ATTENTION!"" The captain yells. ""Stevens, I'm sorry, but we received word that your mother has died. That is all."" Later that day, the captain is called into the general's office. ""Listen captain,"" the general says, ""you can't be so blunt when delivering news like that. You have be more gentle about it."" The next week at roll call, more news arrives.

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John Smith started the day early having set his alarmclock (MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6 am .. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG) He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA) After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA) he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIW

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Crowbar from sears There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking his beer, minding his own business when all of a sudden this great big dude comes in andWhack!knocks him off the bar stool and onto the floor. The big dude says, ""That was a karate chop from Korea."" The little guy thinks ""Geez,"" but he gets back up on the stool and starts drinking again when all of a suddenWhack!the big dude knocks him down again and says, ""That was a judo chop from Japan."" So the little guy has had en

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A redneck is sitting in a bar minding his own business. When all of a sudden a large Asian man leans over and knocks him clean off his bar stool and on to the floor. He then tells the redneck, ""That was a karate chop from Korea."" The redneck is mad but he gets up and goes back to drinking. All of a sudden the asian man knocks him over again and says, ""That was a judo chop from Korea."" The redneck is real mad now so he leaves and comes back an hour later. He goes over to the asian man and kno

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A king uses religion to replace lumberjacks It's 500 BC in the north of the Korean peninsula, what is today the home of the beautiful and harmonious Democratic People's Republic of Korea, led by great leader Kim Jong Un, who succeeded Kim Jong Il, who succeeded the Eternal President whose statue of reverence is un-outrevered, Kim Il Sung. The emperor, Akhum Erse, has run into a problem. A problem--one that would never occur in the current efficient leadership of the great Kim Jong Un due to his

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The North/South Korea conflict reminded me of an old joke set in Israel Two old Israeli men are having lunch together, talking about this and that, politics and their jobs, and the conversation leads to them talking about the state of Israel. ""I'm telling you, Moskowitz, there's an easy solution to all the problems Israel has."" ""I'm sure if there was one, it would have been used by now, Finklestein."" ""No, no, no. I say we invade the United States."" Mr. Moskowitz almost chokes on his drink.

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