#seoul

I went to Seoul the other day to sell fluorescent markers. It was the highlight of my Korea.

Kim Jong Un wakes up after a drinking binge. He walks around his office, but sees no one. He explores his building, but can't find anyone. He peers out of the window, and the streets of Pyongyang are completely empty. His phone rings. Hurriedly he lifts it, hoping to get an explanation. His wife was on the other end of the line. *""Glorious husband! Last night you had too much Soju and opened our borders.""* *""Shit! Are the two of us the only people left?""* *""Actually... I'm calling from Seou…

Did you guys hear about the scandal with the South Korean president? She did the right thing and accepted Seoul responsibility.

After realizing that I was living a boring, directionless, and empty life, I went to South Korea.. to go Seoul searching.

Do you know why Kim Jong Un executes everyone he doesn't like? Because he doesn't have a Seoul.

Why was the pilot flying circles over South Korea? He was Seoul searching.

Why does Kim Jong Un stick out at a black gospel church? Because he doesn't have Seoul.

A North Korean and a South Korean are arguing Eventually the North Korean gets fed up with the South Korean and punches him in the face very shocked the and mad the South Korean shouts to the North Korean: ""You have no Seoul!""

A civilian has taken control of the capital of South Korea... ...he's got Seoul, but he's not a soldier.

Why is K-pop the best genre of music? It has Seoul.

After much discussion, it was decided that Korea would divide its capital city into two, half for North and half for South, the job of splitting the city went to some unusual ministers: Cenobites. In their first public address about their new task, they gave their mission statement: ""We'll tear your Seoul apart""

Why does everybody like South Korea more than North Korea? Because North Korea has no Seoul.

Did you hear about the earthquake in Korea? It was Seoul crushing.

What did Shang Tsung say after conquering South Korea? ""Your Seoul is mine!""

What's the difference between South Korean BBQ and American BBQ? South Korean BBQ has more Seoul

What do you call a hard working man from whose chauffeur is from seoul? Korea driven.

Kim Jong Un recently banned the blues scale... He hates Seoul music

They say Kim Jong Un is heartless and a murder... It's because he has no Seoul

Listened to Korean Jazz the other day... It had two kinds of Seoul.

There is a James Brown impersonator in South Korea. He's known as the Godfather of Seoul.

Why don't North Koreans like jazz music? Because they don't have Seoul.

I start a new job in Seoul next week... ...I thought it might be a good Korea move.

Why is Kim Jong Un like todays music? They both ain't got the same Seoul.

It is a little-known fact that before becoming president of South Korea, Syngman Rhee was for many years foreign corresponcent for Life magazine, dividing his time between their New York and Seoul offices. One day, he left New York for a routine trip to Seoul, but, when he wasn't heard from, the New York office became worried and called the Seoul office. The Seoul office confirmed that he had arrived as scheduled but had left almost immediately for North Korea. They quoted him as saying that he …

South Korea is famous for their R&B music. They’ve really got Seoul.