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Kim Jong Un wakes up after a drinking binge. He walks around his office, but sees no one. He explores his building, but can't find anyone. He peers out of the window, and the streets of Pyongyang are completely empty. His phone rings. Hurriedly he lifts it, hoping to get an explanation. His wife was on the other end of the line. *""Glorious husband! Last night you had too much Soju and opened our borders.""* *""Shit! Are the two of us the only people left?""* *""Actually... I'm calling from Seou

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It is a little-known fact that before becoming president of South Korea, Syngman Rhee was for many years foreign corresponcent for Life magazine, dividing his time between their New York and Seoul offices. One day, he left New York for a routine trip to Seoul, but, when he wasn't heard from, the New York office became worried and called the Seoul office. The Seoul office confirmed that he had arrived as scheduled but had left almost immediately for North Korea. They quoted him as saying that he

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The Glorious Leader visits a pig farm Kim Jong-Un visits a pig farm and has the obligatory propaganda photo taken. Later, three editors for the Pyongyang Times are facing the task of finding an appropriate caption. #1: "How about 'The Glorious Leader among pigs'?" #2: "Are you mad? That could cost us our heads!" #3: "How's 'Even the farm animals look up to our Dear Leader'?" #2: "No, no, no. Could be misinterpreted. We need something neutral." They debate the entire evening. The caption on t

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