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During the Korean War My grandfather was deployed to South Korea when North Korea attacked. He was, by all accounts, a terrible gunner. He struggled to hit enemy tanks and even if his shell did hit, as if some curse was upon him, the shell would either be a dud or fail to pierce through the enemy's armour. Despite this, his crew still managed to survive the initial onslaught. He was there when the army finally pushed the North Koreans back. However, they had to face a new enemy, the Chinese, who…

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A conversation between a professional baseball player & an interviewer For the record, this is a real story that happened in South Korea. Myungsuk Cha (former pro baseball player): That player's wife is really a beauty. Interviewer : Aren't professional athletes usually married to beauties? What do you mean? Myungsuk Cha : Yes, there is that tradition... but I broke it big time. Interviewer : ........... Will you be fine (after this interview) when you get home? Myungsuk Cha : ..............…

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It is a little-known fact that before becoming president of South Korea, Syngman Rhee was for many years foreign corresponcent for Life magazine, dividing his time between their New York and Seoul offices. One day, he left New York for a routine trip to Seoul, but, when he wasn't heard from, the New York office became worried and called the Seoul office. The Seoul office confirmed that he had arrived as scheduled but had left almost immediately for North Korea. They quoted him as saying that he …

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Starcraft joke. It's been 15 years since North Korea broke the Korean Armistice Agreement (cease fire agreement), and both North and South Korea are desperate to end the war since they are running low on resources. One South Korean general decided that he needs every help he can find to win the war so he brings Jaedong, who was once considered the best Starcraft player, to use as a strategist. The general says "I know you've been retired for a while and using a starcraft player as a war strat…

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