#north-korea

Snooki, but without the orange tan and poofy hair. And she's in charge of North Korea.

A good way to break up with a girl is to leave her a trail of rose petals starting from her front door to North Korea.

Someone should tell North Korea that if you want to nuke someone, you probably shouldn't give them a progress report every week.

If Donald Trump becomes president, we could finally out-crazy North Korea.

BREAKING NEWS: North Korea may test a missil on April 10. They just need to find a gigantic bottle of Coke and a huge Mento.

Time zones are amazing! Here in New Zealand it's tomorrow, in America it's yesterday and in North Korea it's 1980.

We should teach North Korea a lesson and send them James Franco.

How does North Korea only have four medals so far? We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.

North Korea banned the use of sarcasm towards the government; I wouldn't last an hour before they executed me.

Interestingly, if we invade North Korea because it caused us to miss a movie, that still won't be the worst reason we ever went to war.

I've never held a baby before "It'll be fine" *I accidentally put the baby in a box and mail it to North Korea*

I'm starting to wonder if people just sneak into North Korea for a chance to hang out with an ex-president.

I was going to sign this permission slip to let my daughter watch The Grinch at school but I haven't heard back from North Korea yet.

People of North Korea: Please stop asking Siri where the food is.

I paid $5.99 for The Interview. I now want North Korea to kill me.

[10mins from now] ..& just like that North Korea was removed from history & got nuked by every country on Earth for bringing down Twitter..

The people in charge of hell sometimes visit North Korea just to exchange ideas.

Guys, I have to stop cyber-bullying North Korea. They called my mom.

If you think the USA can shoot down nuclear missiles fired by North Korea just remember we couldn't even have lights at the Super Bowl.

North Korea claiming they test fired a big rock at Russia.

Someone in South Korea accused North Korea of having assassination squads. That's a lie. On an unrelated note, I need that guy's address.

Kim Jong Un has upgraded himself from "Leader of North Korea" to "Supreme Leader of North Korea" by adding sour cream and extra cheese.

Does North Korea remember what happened the last time a country attacked Hawaii?

Go home North Korea, you're drunk.

North Korea shows that you don't need religion to be crazy.