North Korea banned the use of sarcasm towards the government; I wouldn't last an hour before they executed me.

Why didn't we learn about essential oils in school? I mean, that shit is ESSENTIAL. Should've been the first lesson!

I learned two important lessons today. I can't remember the first lesson, but the second one is I have to start writing things down.

My favorite German children's story is that one where some unspeakably terrifying thing happens to teach a minor lesson.